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date LG 5300Sunday, September 21, 2008
HamsterDame's Roast - Part 2
Totally disproving the old saying "Better late than never" we are happy to finally welcome SuzieQ to the stage... just as soon as she is done doing that line, errr I mean "powdering her nose" in the ladies room.
Our dearest HD-
If you can't be a good example for us, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Before you open up your mouth to speak, make sure it's an improvement on the silence.
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be overjoyed.
Did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
Opinions are like asses...everyone's got 'em and they all stink.
Hates sex in the movies...tried it once..seat folded up and drink spilled.
Remember, any woman can have the body of a 21 year old....just buy him a few drinks first.
and, HD, it's not that I'm insensitive to your feelings....I just don't care!
Sorry I didn't have time to really get into this...I'm sure you have plenty of good stuff from our more popular posters...bringing me to one more bit for one of our more eloquent members (DRATS, if you couldn't guess)
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick. (just couldn't resist!!)
SuzieQ
This couple are the ultimate voyeurs, hiding behind their keyboard (usually buck naked) while they sit reading all that HamsterDame had to say. It may surprise you to hear that your all-knowing host Gregor has no clue who this pair of BB watchers is. But I honestly don't recall ever seeing them creeping around the Silly Hamsters hacienda. That doesn't quite let them off the hook though. Strangers to me or not, we all know that if they read SH they are probably just strange. Straight from their cave dwelling somewhere deep in the Appalachians I bring you the poetic married duo (and possibly siblings) Tiffadee and Boogedyshu
We wanted to be there in spirit with you, so here's our poetic contribution...
Ode To Hamster Dame
Oh Hamster Dame
thou noble scribe,
your words we read
and then imbibe.
You rule the "House" we call Big Brother
like some magical, mystical, wonderful mother.
You keep us cool;
you keep us sharp
with wisdom, insight, and so much heart.
You make us feel like never before
each time a houseguest's shown the door.
You've graced us with laughs
and even some tears
for lo these many Big Brother years.
So let's take a moment to pause the game...
for our dearly beloved Hamster Dame.
Forever Lurking,
Tiffadee and Boogedyshu
When I say this next long time poster is funny, I don't just mean ha ha. Mel Brooks has nothing on this guy. Through the seasons of BB he has tortured us with unstoppable belly laughs. The kind that don't end until you've pissed yourself and turned purple from lack of breath. And that's just from looking at his picture!
When you read the crap he throws on a snow white back drop that's when the side splitting begins.
I am beginning to get cramped up just thinking about what he might write next, or is that my breakfast talking to me? He ain't heavy man... he's light in the loafers. His love for the divas keeps him coming back for more though. That and I keep threatening to give him a spanking, to which he always replies "Don't threaten me with a good time sailor!" Now everyone please hide your liquor as we bring everyone's favorite lush to the stage... BenF!
Ben F Celebrates Hamster Dame Through The Years: A Verbal Journey
HD to Pete Rose: I'm not going to ban you. LOL
HD to OJ Simpson: Calm down killa. ;)
HD to Geraldo Rivera: I'm just tired of people saying false things about everybody.
HD to e.e. cummings: Thanks for commenting but please do us all a favor next time and don't type in all uppercase. If you want to do all lowercase that's fine with me just not all uppercase.
HD to Rush Limbaugh and James Carvelle: Would all of you just cut it out? It's been like kindergarten around here lately.