April is not pretty at all...you pegged it. I Keesha is prettier...but overall none of the girls on this season are as pretty as past females on the show.

Jerry is an idiot. Plain and simple.

Although I agree that April needs to be the one who goes this week, I do feel that Jerry is the best to go on the block with her. We all know that Ollie does not win anything, and like it or not, Jerry has a knack for winning POV. If it was April and Ollie, and Jerry won POV, he would just turn around and take April off the block. Jerry would be safe, so the only real target left would be Ollie. And who would Renny actually put up against him? We can only hope that it would be Michelle. But in the end, that would be a waste of a perfectly good week of HOH.

Well HD...I hope you're feeling better after that venting! tee hee! Jerry is the best bet to go so he can preach to Libra for a week! Oh...to be a fly on the wall for that!

Loved your post HD!!! I can't say it enough - you are sooo wise. Let's hope Julie (or someone in BB production) will see your request and grant your wish regarding April & Ollie. Is it mean to hope she's actually pregnant? That would be really funny to watch that play out on the live feeds. You know good and well those earrings are a form of bribery. Not too long before she was complaining about Michelle to Ollie that "you know she made deals with them". I think Michelle really does feel closer to April (why is the big question and makes me want her out soon too) and is only hanging with the others because of game or Memphis.

On to Renny's nominations, I must admit to being a little startled with all her considerations. I hope she's just talking trying to shake everyone up and maybe get some deals out of it. She had said outside on the sofa's one night that she would put up April & Ollie to break up the pairs. I think it will bite her in the butt if she does anything else. She risks not having either up there, if she doesn't put them up together. I want Jerry gone real bad, but I think I want April gone first (except to watch the maybe pregnancy play out). Renny is beyond clueless gamewise (which I didn't think she was) if she nominates Memphis or Dan. Yes they all need to go, but right now they are on the same side numbers wise. She has to remove numbers from the other side. Please don't scare us so bad Renny and someone remind her gently (she doesn't like to be told what to do) that April & Ollie need to go. I love Renny and want her to stay for a long while.

I just want to know when the HG's get to win a competition that allows them to watch a movie that's about to be released............. On April's forehead.

I'd also like to know who's been lying to this bitch and telling her how pretty she is. Other than having some big ass droopy boobs that are real, she has no redeeming quality.

And I'm not a big fan of Keesha either, she looks like a warewolf. Instead of paying to have her boobs done, she should of had her nose taken care of.

I'm just glad to see I'm not the only blogger that feels the same way.

Keep up the good work HamsterDame!

Ok....April is the saddest thing in BB history...first of all she is NOT pretty, nice, or smart...and i have never seen anyone more ungrateful for such extravagant gifts as that piece of crap....she didn't even seem to like anything...she probably wouldn't have picked them, i bet bb and the gift givers are mad that keesha or rennie even michelle didn't win instead..april is probably not even going to wear any of it, after all if she is going to have the first BBBB (BIG BROTHER BIRACIAL BABY) nothings gonna fit...lmao...oh well, like maggot and her nerd herd april is in for a real eye opeining when she gets out of the house and finds out how America thinks she is ugly and the dumbest player ever...who in thier right mind would go on national tv and bonk every which way and still have the balls to think they are the favorite and best...she needs a reality check as well as a good swift kick in the arse....lol,
and then there is jerry-atrics, another one who thinks he knows the game and is always right..the crap that comes out of his mouth ....he should get a time out and have his mouth washed out with bleach...lol....isn't it time we have a double elimination...april and jerry would be a great team to leave the house and join libra...LOL
PHEW....i feel better now...

have been reading the blog for a while, but had to give you props for that last entry. you're very funny. april loses. hard.

I'm wondering what BB was thinking? Last nite was Renny's and BB hardly let her see her HOH room before turning it into the April show. Do not understand why that had to be done so quickly after Renny's victory? Let her savor! Then hgs thought they all got gifts and they were all for April. And did BB call Dan into Dairy Queen and tell him to tell April that each color of presents represented a complete outfit? why would they have Dan rely that message? Anyway, just feel that BB rained on Renny's parade.

I sure was glad to see the HOH outcome. I can't help but thinking Memphis and possibly Keesha let Renny win the HOH. If they did do it, it was a good strategic move when you know you are safe with the remaining players in the game and you will not have to be the bad guy putting people on the block. HD I agree totally with your comments about "Miss I think I am Beautiful" and Jarhead Bozo Jerry

Wow HD,

I dont think I have ever read a rant like that from you EVER! SOOOOOOO, I take it you are not impressed with a few of the hamsters this season.......Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.

Pretty? Neither of them are pretty. They are too meanspirited and self centered to be pretty.

And I dont care who goes as long as it April. Know what I mean.

April keeps saying I'm pretty, I'm pretty and it sounds like it's gonna change to I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant! LOL
I agree with you 100% HD about April and Jerry can't stand them.
Renny needs to put up April and Ollie period. She needs Memphis right now, she has bigger fish to fry.

and the look on Ollie's face when April-bitch said Keesha was jealous because "I'm so much prettier than she is"..... PRICELESS....

Your venting has inspired me, thanks for the inspiration to let it out, HD.

I've been playing catch-up the past week and am watching BBAD from last night; it is hee-larious. Could April be any more of a cheap trailer court skank? Her reaction to the wrapped boxes was priceless, did she really run up and hug them?

Obviously, CBS sent some lackey to Nordstrom Rack or TJ Maxx with a total $1,000 budget. April has to be somewhat disappointed that none of the shoes have lucite heels. I bet she’s the “classy” stripper at the low rent titty bar, with a name like Diamond.

Get over it "Memphis". He's more jealous than Keesha. Are those clothes really "Hollywood"? Andrew Marc? Really?

Jerry/Jesus is so gross. European's expensive! I wonder what "designer" outfits he would have gotten, Bedazzled adult diapers?

Was Mantroll 2.0 really kissing the shoes as she passed them around?

Dan is a bit of a lil bitch. I hate, hate, hate when a game like Truth or Dare or I Never is being played and someone sits there taking it all in but doesn't actually participate. Who cares if you're a teacher? You came on a tawdry reality show: do something interesting or crawl back to the suburbs.

Nothing more to say about Libra - you hit the nail on the head, HD.

Please please please let April be preggers.

Well, maybe not now that I think about it since I'm sure she wouldn't keep it. But I so want to see Ollie's face when she tells him she is.

And what's with Michelle crawling so far up Renny's ass last night? Can Renny be that stupid or was it just the wine doing the talking? She actually promised Michelle that she would never put her up. Why??? I thought Keesha was her girl? Can someone please explain this to me????

I got such a kick out of Renny shoving all that stuff into her face so fast last night! Poor woman was hungry!!!!

Just imagine Ollie's face when Apezilla tells him she late.....
muhahahaha (evil laugh)

BenF has already suggested that Jerry could take over stud duties on April if Ollie is evicted. He could as well when Aunt Flo visits since I'm recalling the old infantry motto: If you can crawl through mud, you can f*ck through blood.

i love that my gal renny won she just needs to put ollie up with april she can get jerry later or better yet let dan have him that would really piss jerry off for dan to take him out. im not sure of the michelle thing, i think renny is playing the game, but so is keesha have to stay tuned either way one of the aliens is leaving the house soon. :)

I'm at the library right now as my children receive their last tutoring before returning to school. I'm reading your post HD on one of the childrens computers so what ever the video is, it's blocked. Can't wait to get home and see it. But also, as I read 'take your Marine garb and shove it up your ass until you gag', my coffee (which I'm also not suppose to have in here) goes spewing on the screen, not belonging to me. Even the kids are looking at me like, WTF?? Too funny HD, tell it like it is! Another jem.
Come on kids, get done!!!! HD has something to say!!

I very much would like to see 'cum on me' April discover that Ollie didn't. I want her to set a BB record for being the 1st one to get pregnant on the show. She'll finally be famous.

Renny dear, use your head and stay rational. Don't forget who your allies are. Put up April and Jerry. Ollie hasn't won a thing yet and jerry is good at POV comps. If Jerry wins he takes himself off and you put up Ollie. If Ollie gets lucky he takes off April and you put up Memphis.

You have Keesha, Dan & Michelle against April & Ollie. They'll cave and throw Jerry to the curb with the rest of the trash.

Just watched the "gifting of the earrings" tape. Michelle is so gullible. Does she really believe that April did that out of the goodness of her heart?!?!? My advice to Michelle is to be very very careful to not cross April from now on or she'll go around telling everyone that you stole them from her.

Dumb question... were those earrings from Bulgari? I thought it sounded like that when they were watching April open them but I wasn't sure. If they are Bulgari then April just gave a bunch of money away but I guess it was a good deal for her since she just bought Michelle. Did April tell Michelle that it had to be kept secret?

I laughed when Ollie got out of bed and said he had his boxers on backwards. That's what happens when you put them on real fast under the sheets. Is Michelle sharing their room now? That could be interesting as far as the late night screw and slap sessions.

Last night was the first time I actually stayed up until 2:30 watching BBAD.

First off, Keesha has it all over April, and I think April knows it. Did you notice how silent Ollie was when April opened the gifts. He seemed envious as well as Memphis and Keesha.

I'm a bit ticked that BB let April have the limelight last night. It was Renny's night to gloat, but April got all the attention. If it hadn't been for April making nice with her new things, she would have beat Michelle into the HOH room for a chat.

Moving on to Michelle. Talk about kissing ass with anyone who is HOH. She did a good job last night all by herself. And, I sincerely hope Renny was playing Michelle with all that she was saying while tipsy from the wine because my jaw dropped a few times with the things that came out of Renny's mouth. Now what smart person on Earth would admit that they prefer another player to win the $$ over themself, and what player would basically tell them they would like them to win it all - period? And Michelle trying to cement what Renny said by saying, "I trust that you'll stick to your word"....etc." (not verbatim). Can't they see that Michelle can easily win this game, and she is one that they all must get out and soon.

I think this week we'll all get to see what Renny is made of. She needs to play her cards perfectly this week. Question is...is she talking smack to Michelle or telling her the truth?

Can't wait to see how Jerry kisses up to Renny.

I think Dans diary rooms sessions lastnight showed just how well he is playing this game. And I wonder if you could throw Wonder Womens truth rope around Ollie who he would say is better looking April or Keesha?

I'm not gonna get my hopes up for a little bundle of mulatto joy from April, because as obvious as it is that Ollie and April are barebacking, I have to think that she at least is on the pill.

On another topic, I see a lot of references to Keesha's fake boobs. Has she admitted that they are fake? They look real to me. Maybe Jerry could feel them and give us an opinion.

Gray
It's been quite a while since I took birth control pills but one thing I do remember is that when I was on it you could set the clock by my cycle. If she is on the pill I don't think she'd be late but, like I said, it's been a long time so things may have changed.

WheelChairMama,

Well, maybe there is hope for an BB pregnancy after all. My favorite name from the naming thread a few weeks back was Little Brother.

While you are speaking on womens' issues, do you have an opinion on the authenticity of Keesha's boobs?

LOfrigginL! HD, how do you really feel? XD I loved this post! Your candor is so delightfully refreshing! Good for you. April is a h0r. Prettier than Keesha MY ASS. Keesha isn't gorgeous but she's cuter. And besides, I think Renny's the prettiest anyway, so there. Go crawl up her ass, April.

OMG. I would love to have teh first BB baby this season. That would be friggin' awesome. So AWESOME. Ollie will shit bricks and prolly ask if it's his. :D And *that* would be the best thing EVAR.

And even if she IS on the pill, it's not 100% effective, especially if she's unable to take it at the same time every day. Which is prolly likely, we all tend to get lax when we're out of our normal settings.

After seeing Libra's house last night, I'm really glad she was voted out. She's all about appearances and there's very little substance behind it. I have no doubt that she misses her kids and her family, but I get the feeling that she mentions those things more out of a desire to "appear" normal than her actually being normal. She's very narcissistic. You can tell she has to come first in that family and that if momma ain't happy, then ain't nobody happy.

Regarding April and her comment about being prettier than Keesha--well, honestly, I don't think either of those women are what I would consider pretty--April might be cute but she's so washed out looking. And Keesha is harsh/tough looking to me and she wears too much makeup. I think she looks better without it. These two have been in competition since entering the household and that is the basis of all their antagonistic behavior, in my opinion. It's sad really.

I want to smack Jerry really hard every time I see his face on screen and that's all I'll say about him.

Renny should nominate Ollie and April--NOT Jerry, unless the POV gets used.

Remember being on the pill isn't 100% protection.
I have never known anyone on the pill and missing a period. Usually if this is the case they are pregnant. Plus the fact she is past 30 days. If she doesn't have it within the next few days it will be interesting if she starts to get morning sickness. She has complained earlier this week that she wasn't feeling well with an upset stomach.

Yee Haw HD. I'm so glad that Diff and a couple of others reminded you of the Ivette/Maggot glory days yesterday and got you so wound up that you delivered us this classic vent! I can't wait for your next one!

And HD maybe it's not just Ollie's seed that's blurring April's vision. Maybe she's also been re-using Jerry's asswipes.

Ok, so Ollie gets voted out and April does take up with Jerry. We're then looking at a classic soap situation. -- April, who is after Jerry's social security, pension, military benefits, etc., pawns the baby off as Jerry's, moving in with him after wheeling his poor wife off to the storage closet (as she mutters to the poor old thing -- "You think you're prettier than me? I'll show you you old Ho. Your breasts aren't even real and mine are. Here touch them. No don't touch them. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you"). April, assuring Jerry non-stop that that touch of color he sees in the baby is only newborn jaundice, tells him to shut up, to take out his dentures, and to do that special thing to her again that only he can do with his teeth-freed tongue.

HD, why did you hold back? How do you really feel?

HAHAHAH - I am at work, pretending to shuffle papers around my desk and look busy (Think: Office SPace)

Thanks for the mid-morning laugh! Have a great weekend everyone!

Happy Renny won..

I hope she sends Jerry home..

Would like to see Dan in the house until the final two and as long as Jerry is in the house I am worried that he will win and send Dan to sequester.

Also would be fun to see Libra and Jerry stuck in the sequested house until the end of the season..

As for April..
I am old fashioned lady (41) wife/mother of three and Catholic so when I see their Showmance it is disgusting...

Wow what good Role Models they make for the kids out there watching the show..Let's show the kids that it is okay and fun to have unprotected sex all day every day..

Would love to see Jerry go but also nice to stop the Sex Fest and send April or Ollie packing..

Thanks for letting me vent..

My guess would be that Keesha's boobs have been enhanced but I have no facts to back that up with. She is overly concerned with her appearance, hence all the makeup, and works at Hooters which guarantees that she has to think about the boobs so that's why I would guess yes.

As far as Libra is concerned, I agree... she is totally self-absorbed and a user and I agree that when she would talk about how much she missed her family it was just part of the game. If you watched her carefully she never "broke down" about her kids unless she had an audience, even in the "dark" of the bedroom. My instict is that she has managed to drive her family's finances into the toilet with all of her extravagance and this was her attempt to (1) get her 15 minutes of fame and (2) possibly win some money to help pay the bills. I would not be surprised if we see her house in foreclosure within the year. I do not believe for a second that she would have invested the money for her kid's college education since they obviously are not as important to her as her own wants. I despise her.

Because of Libra's supposed affluence, I looked up her CBS bio. When house guests brag about aspects their regular lives, they are rarely reflected in the bios that BB posts on its web site. Where does her money come from? From her stay-at-home house-husband? She works in human resources. I guess if she has the position of a personnel director at some government agency, she is paid a good salary with taxpayers' money, but I can't see it if she works in the private sector. And if she does have a high-paying position of responsibility anywhere, how can she just take off for three months if her expertise at whatever she does is really needed?

Well Geez HD....Even I feel better after your Rant! Thanks...I needed that! LOL!

I'm just wondering if BB gave April the clothes during what should have been Renny's Limelight so that Renny would be reminded of her prizes just in time to nominate April! What do you think? Possible huh?

Another thing that I was thinking is that Renny really hasnt made any enemies therefore she may just stay with Jerry (Because he put her up) and April (because she hates her and has won prizes)
Maybe Renny is thinking that she needs to let the others get out the people they have problems with and only go with her problem people! Who knows...just a thought as it doesnt make sense not to put April and Ollie up together otherwise..IMO!

Ben F........you have got to be one of the funniest people ever! I have never laughed so hard at comments as I have at yours. HD, your post was awesome, I ditto it. Surely hope Renny was slightly blitzed last night talking to Michelle. Extremely bad mistake if she was serious in what she was telling her. If they don't get April or Jerry out this week, I fear for Dan. Plus Renny herself will be in jeopardy if she sticks with that line of thinking!

We have six more days after today to find out if April's "with child" if Renny actually does put her up and she's kicked to the curb. I can't wait to hear her telling baby daddy the news. . ."how could this happen, I told you to cum on me." ROFLMAO Can't wait!

First of all Ben F, the comment about jerry and the dentureless wonders...water went up my nose and burned...but the pain was so wonderful. That has got to be the funniest comment to date. Keep 'em coming!!
About April being prettier than Keesha...umm, yeah, Riiiiight. Puhleeze. What gets me more than that is when she talks about what an honest person she is and her "big heart" ~ I really want BB to run a clip of her saying that, then string together all of the backbiting comments she has made about every person in that house, including her BabyDaddy. And about the presents being delivered last night, don't you think that was planned? BB plants the seed and people see how she is ungrateful; it fuels the fire ~ they know she is the target, and they want the sparks to fly and get people really amped up (without alcohol) to talk some serious smack about her. All I have to say is hopefully the POV is a pool tournament, then neither Fivehead or Gilligoon will have a hope in hell ~ they should have increased their skill level by now. That way if Renny nominates Fivehead and Jerry-actric, he has the greatest shot at saving himself, then O-baby goes up against his bi-atch....

Ben F........you have got to be one of the funniest people ever! I have never laughed so hard at comments as I have at yours.

Humor is the most funny when it sounds plausible. I can completely picture Ben's scenario, and I have no trouble believing that April's character is completely in keeping with that story line.

BenF, I'm still at the library and pissin' my pants! Stop!!! These kids think I'm nuts laughing at this screen!!
Oh and Gray, you hit the nail on the head. My guess is she is Human Resources for Mickey D's!

Yup It must be stress....HEHEHEHE!!!

Mulatto is a derogatory word -- that was the word that was used to call a mixed race baby that was fathered by a white man who impregnated one of his slaves back in the 1800's.

The correct term in mixed.

PC

Does that stand for Politically Correct? By the way, I usually do not obey when some other commenter slaps my wrist.

I need to vent too!!!

Why in the heck is CBS and Libra's family making it seem like it is OK what Libra did leaving her newborn twins and toddler daughter to go play a game?

Give me a freaking break!!! I have three small children too and u cannot pay me enough money to leave them. This is ridiculous to condone this type of irresponsible behavior of a mother. Michelle is correct. Libra is a bad mother.

I saw Libra's house and it look dang nice to me. Don't look like they are hurting for cash so why would she leave those beautiful children? Even if it was a sure thing which it was not! What freaking challenge does she need? As if taking care of twins and a toddler is not challenging enough!

It is a disgrace CBS!! Call it what it is!! Libra is a very bad mother and a poor example to all mothers!! She should not be glorified nor should her actions! Her behavior in the house was deplorable & nasty. It shows she is not a good person. Don't blame the BB house for that. Other people are in there too and they are liked by most. Libra is just plain disgusting.

I feel sorry for Libra's kids to have a mother like her. She is greedy and narcissistic!! Pure and simple!

Ding-dong the bi-yatch is gone!! Thank God!!

Now send April packing!! Adios!!

Yesterday I REALLY wanted April to go but now I really want her to stay. I want to watch the pregnancy drama unfold for as long as possible. If she is in sequester we may never know for sure what has happened. So, I hope Renny puts up April and Jerry, and Jerry goes this week. Next week, or if Jerry wins POV, Ollie goes. Let's at least see April throw up for a couple of weeks before she goes!

How funny it would have been if the designer duds were maternity?

Beyond that, I'll say that Renny MUST put up Ollie and April because if Ollie were to win POV wouldn't he just take April off and vice versa?

I hope if Jerry is gone this week that again Dan is the swing vote who gets to send him bye bye.. or that Dan wins POV and doesn't use it. Although at least to the other houseguests Dan doesn't seem spiteful (I would be if I were in his shoes). I do love the Dr. Will-esk behavior of his in the DR.

I just went to the CBS site and re-read the hamsters' bios. Here is what is says at the end of Jerry's. . .

"He describes himself as liking to touch, being fair and considerate."

Oh, brother. . .

CBS should bring in Dr. Will to administer a pregnancy test...and to burn the genital warts off Ollie, like he did for Mike Boogie on Dr. 90210.

I know you can only read the Bible in the house, but don't you think it would be fair to give April a copy of "What to Expect When You're Expecting"!!!
When are they gonna cut her booze?
When does the nurse show up with the prenatal vitamens?
Any chance they can do an April and Ollie reality TV spinoff!!!!!!

Ohmigod if Aprollie is preggers imagine what the baby is gonna look like? With Ollie's gigantic noggin (i can see why he wears hats all the time, his head looks like the aliens on that movie "Mars Attacks") and April's FIVEHEAD, this baby will have the most gigantic head evah!!!!
So whats with Renny wanting to take Michelle to the end... do you think that was the white wine talking? Or does she think she has a chance of winning next to Michelle in the end... i dunno. I know I like the scenario of Jerry/April up for noms, that way if either gets POV and saves themselves, Ollie get put up in their place and guarantees the other to go home.Most of the house would rather keep Ollie over Jerry or April. I really wish Keesha would get in Renny's ear and make some suggestions and make it happen! Don't let Michelle get to Renny, Keesha!!!!!
But I also like the post by Missy about leaving April in the house so we can watch the freak freakout about being preggers!!!!!! PRICELESSS!!!

I have a nephew who just learned the hard way that the pill is not even 97% foolproof. Also, Keesha found a condom wrapper in a drawer and was making fun of Ollie and he swore up and down that he doesn't use those.... LOL... maybe he should?!
Will be interesting if April is next in the jury house with Libra, finds out she's pregnant, and starts getting mothering tips from Libra. YIKES.
Libra's mothering tips will be just find ways to stay away from your family as long as possible.
April is such a fool if she gave some designer diamond earrings away!
Can't stand her, hope she goes this week. Then Jerry next week!

as an Army Veteran (1992-1996 - so no combat time served by me - was a 91B Field Medic), I am so annoyed that they call Jerry "The Colonel". What was his actual rank? Why the respect?

He was a four-year enlisted man with a desk job during the Korean Conflict, as far as I have been able to find out. I could be wrong about that, so I would welcome any factual corrections.

My guess is that they call him Colonel with a great deal of irony, since he acts like he was a career military man whether he was or not. I refer to him as "corporal." Others here have referred to him as "private."

Divine HD and Assorted Happy Hamster Watchers,

With news of a BB10 pregnancy imminent, (and in keeping with the spirit of my post under "Last Minute Wranglings" from yesterday) I believe we have no choice but to embrace the horror and prepare ourselves for the coming end.

Has the DRATS-ter finally lost it? Has the cheese finally slipped off the proverbial cracker? Read on...

It seems entirely possible that Fivehead (our own BB10 "Whore of Babylon"), now carries the Antichrist in her womb. Now, no doubt such a staggering revelation (gotta dig the way I worked "Revelation" in there) is bound to create mass panic and hysteria, but as a journalist I believe I have a duty to report the truth however horrific it may be.

WE ARE IN THE LAST DAYS...

Of course one could argue that I'm merely being alarmist, but the undeniable fact remains that the seven signs of the Apocalypse are all there...

1. Earthquakes - Hey, it happened. I even felt it.
2. A Beast rising from the depths - Sure, it may've just been Jerry getting out of the bath but I think that qualifies.
3. Wars and rumours of wars - Yeah, I know it's all the way over in the former Soviet Republics, but work with me here.
4. Signs in the heavens - Remember the plane that flew over with the banner a few weeks ago? Yep.
5. Famine - We have already had several food comps that resulted in slop.
6. Plagues - Hell, better than half the hamsters fall under that category, and I did say yesterday we'd miss Libra much the same way we do smallpox and polio.

And now the Seventh Sign (incidentally, didn't Demi look great in that flick?)...

7. The birth of the Antichrist - Now, this is where it gets downright creepy...
We've all been calling April "Fivehead."
We know that six always follows five. So logically her progeny would be "Sixhead" right?
As anyone who's watched "The Omen" knows, (another great flick by the way) the number of the Antichrist is 666."

Ya don't have'ta be Nostradamus to connect the dots here kiddies.

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The look on Ollie's face and subsequent fumbling loss for words after Fivehead said "It's because I'm prettier than she is," in response to the question of why Keesha doesn't like her....... PRICELESS

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's HAMSTERCARD.

I have to agree with HD. Putting up Fivehead and Minuteman is the way to go. As much as we'd all love to see Colonel Klink up for a dishonourable discharge from the house, the risk of Ollie winning the golden POV and taking April off the block is just too dangerous. Besides, we have'ta think about what's best for the child, right? We need to get Fivehead outta the house now so she can start in with her prenatal visits for little Damien.

Embracing the Horror,

DRATS

Oh my heck,HD, you are hysterical. I loved your rant, and I agree 100%! As much as I think the pregancy scare would be fun to watch unfold, there is NO WAY someone who loves sex as much as she claims to is not on the pill! But it would be funny if she told Ollie she was late, and to see his reaction, that'd be great TV. But please get rid of April and Jerry SOON. Double eviction would be great, love to see them go back to back out the door. This HOH was the best one ever, I could not have asked for it to play out any better!

HD don't hold back...tell us what you really feel.lol

Diff - Mulatto works for me. I don't see it as derogative anymore than calling me Caucasian.

BenF - You have to be a professional comic. You're the king of satire.

Well, maybe next to HD.

HD I think you were possibly a little rough today....Is this page "G" Rated ?!..LMBO "fluids" in eyes ?!?! Oh Gosh, Please, try again..LOL...This time Something LESS Porn like..LOL

As far as April and HER thoughts on her looks, I agree. I have to say she is just a TAD Egotisical and on something if she think she is prettier than Keesha... WHEW !! YIKES !!

Jerry, yea he lost me when he, April and Michelle ATTACKED Dan the way they did. The "You should BURN IN HELL" comment and that "Religion became a prop " both made me sick..Not to mention "He should be fired" (michelle and April) Those comments were WAY past playing the game and SLITHERED into area of Disgusting and Horrendous and Shameful...

Hg...i'm not sure i thanked you of late. so here goes...Thank You! thank you for always saying what i am thinking and feeling. your words were like poetry. i can only hope that libras family reads your blog as well as jerrys and ollies. i was wondering if jessie has gone over to housecalls and read the comments on the interview. have you seen them? there are over 1,600!! or read the youtube comments. YIKES! just a few pages will give him an idea of how we feel. do you suppose if he reads them he will still think it is coming from ALL memphis' family and fan club? LMAO!!
last night when renny threw out memphis' name for a nom i almost pooped myself!...instead, i yelled NO!! let's hope she comes to her senses and noms april and either ollie or jerry. i agree april and ollie would be best but one of them is going of the three and that's ok with me. do you suppose if ollie won the pov he would use it on april? i don't...i almost want to find out though! he may be ready to be rid of her anyway. she is like a ball and chain and i can see in his eyes he knows it.
i got to say libra was poised and articulate last night/morning in her chats with julie. boy she's a money hungry wench! i still dislike her and so glad she is gonna sit a waste away in sequester!
jerry honoring the hoh...even on the block. LMAO! what if he wins pov and renny says, "i prefer you not use it and keep the noms the same!"
if april's preggo i feel so sorry for the kid. what a life to have to lead. it will be haunted forever at its conception.

HD and Debi,

Debi, I loved the "BBBB (BIG BROTHER BIRACIAL BABY)" comment. (Of course don't let PC read that since undoubtedly he'll have some reason you need to be flogged with a wet noodle for referring to the baby's race.) But I think I can do you one "B" better. So I'll see your four Bs and raise you to five.

HD, you'd made a great comment at the beginning of your awe-inspiring rant, "...but Fourhead needs to wipe some of Ollie's seed from her eyes."

So what you're saying Hammy, is that April is suffering from BBBBB syndrome, right? (BIG BROTHER BABY BATTER BLINDNESS).

I'm so going to hell for that one,

DRATS

From HD - LMFAO!!!

HD I LOVE YOU!!! ;-) I was tremendously sick last night and was so upset that I missed the show. You just updated me on so much stuff and I am still smiling that I didn't have to go to any other site at all to get things clearly and accurately.
P.S. April is freaky looking as all get out and Keesha is one of the most beautiful girls to ever be in the house. Oh and your comments about April on all fours with her head in the bed made my mouth drop. I'm so glad I didn't see that. I would still be vomitting! Thanks so much!!!

oh drats how i love thee. damien one of the creepiest movies ever and we are seeing it played out on bb10. as you say the Horror. what will mamma & papa Ollie do i hear the choir getting tuned up. :)

Your right callie 44. It's not every child who can google video of his conception (but of course, so can all of his classmates).

Who in the world says outright "She doesnt like me bc I am prettier then she is."

Do you think maybe April was fishing for a compliment from Ollie along the lines of "of course you are!"

For someone who thinks they are so pretty, April is a very jealous girl.
AKA
When Ollie showed his appreciation for Janelle with his standing Ovation, and April obviously pissed and giving the Eye Roll.

Getting upset when Ollie made a comment about Angie being gorgeous.

April, when someone is confident with themselves they realize that its totally normal and OK for their man to think another girl is pretty or be a fan of another girl like Janelle.
Just like you think other guys are good looking.

Confident girls dont go around saying things like "she hates me because I am prettier"

For someone who thinks she's all that, April has some serious insecurity issues.

Now I KNOW this is catty, but since April opened up the door on her being so pretty she asked for it, IMO, she used to be a pretty girl. Now she looks washed up with her over the top processed bleach blonde hair, and her horrible skin.
She cakes on the makeup to cover up the skin but it only makes it look worse.
She looks older than 30.

Along with the pregnancy test, they should send Dr Will in for some Botox.
She needs it big time on her forehead and horrible frown line that is always showing when she talks.

OMG how did I miss April saying she hasnt started her period??? What I didnt miss was her telling Ollie last night in bed that they are the biggest celeb couple right now and that they are going to be in US & PEOPLE Magazine!!
She has lost her ever lovin mind...

WOW HD YOU REALLY LET LOOSE!

You all have me pissing my pants!LMAO! Great posts by all but PC. (Go somewhere else and bring down their Mood please.)

I agree with you all that put it so eloquently!
April and Ollie on the block. If Jerry gets put up and doesn't win Veto, he will go.I see Memphis, Michelle , Dan, and Ollie voting him out over April. Not that thats a bad thing. Then Memphis and Dan should be safe for a bit.But I really want April out first.She has a better chance of winning HOH then Jerry.

April is butt ugly. No way she is prettier than Keesha. She scowls all the time. Looks like the used up Ho she is.

Hello HD, I loved your post, and totally agree. April pretty?? I think Renny is one of the prettiest. April is an ugly person on the inside, and out. I thought it was funny when she was opening her gifts, trying to act like she has never heard of all the brand names, when just the other day her and Ollie were talking about if they would change after the show, and April said, I've already lived the red carpet lifestyle, so if that is true, i wonder, was she wearing her cutoff jean shorts with her black heels?? and she just couldn't help herself, as she's opening her gifts, she says I'd still rather have a car than this, another jab at Memphis. I just can't wait to see her on the block.

I wasn't saying it to slap anybody on the proverbial wrist. I was just letting you know, that most mixed race people find this as offensive as the N-word. I wasn't aware either until someone who is mixed told me that. I'm not trying to turn this into an issue, just wanted to let you know.

Have a great weekend everybody!

Team Renny :)

Drats,

BBBBB - simply awesome. If you're headed for hell, so are all of us read it and wished we had come up with it!

HD your rant was invigorating - hope you feel better getting it off your chest.

Now Renny is talking of putting Dan up as a pawn?????????? She doesn't want to have the other side all after her if she puts them up, give me a freaken break here. Has she lost it. All she ever talked about was how bad April was and how she had to go............if she screws this up, I give up........I will really quit watching.

I think it's possible that the real reason Libra wasn't bothered leaving her kids is that she probably really needed a break. I mean, 4 year olds are at a nice stage in their development, but there are some periods leading up to that nice stage that are quite stressful. And two newborns at home has got to be a lot of work, especially since Libra is a working mom. I wonder when she sleeps!

OMGed..way funny..umm I can just hear Howie..saying to this..to old fart bag.."Screw you Jerry" and mean it! That old geeeezard is a nasty BB player..He is one BIG slop fart!

Libra..Ooooooooooo She's gonna geeeetttt caught..bad girl..She needs a bandit mask, haha.

Ohh and for Foreskin..ut umm..sorry Forehead, I almost lost my supper..as APE said she was prettier than Keesha?? She just better stand back and take a check on herself..And can ya picture this..when she's an old bagget..She'll look like a witch with her chin and her forehead growing in a pointy direction...ewww what a nasty thought..BLAHH!

ohh and Ollie Boy..the NON-Virgin now..like I can't believe he was a virgin before the show..I wonder what his family does think about his getting his carrot wet on live feeds..AHAHAHAHA!
He's a loser..and I'm sure they didn't put that one TV..cause it's just so repulsive to even hear and look at! ackkkkkkkkkkk!

Yeahhhhhhh for RENNNNNNNNNY!

Great rant HD! And some great comments above. Here's my .02:

I have become a fan of Renny and I was so happy she won HOH. However, now, from what I'm reading elsewhere about the conversations going on right now at about 2:00 p.m. BBT, I could cheerfully strangle her. She's talking to everybody except April and Jerry about who she should put on the block. She has asked Dan, Memphis, Keesha and Michelle if they are willing to be a pawn. I can only imagine how ticked off they might be about this. They are all trying desperately to convince her to put up some combination of April, Ollie or Jerry. But all Renny seems to be focused on is keeping the target off her back. If she starts ticking off "her side" she is creating an even bigger target! And does she not know how to add? She needs at least three votes for eviction! Michelle is not to be trusted in my opinion, so she needs Memphis, Dan and Keesha on her side! If she gets one of the three out, she only has two people possibly gunning for her. But she still has the majority of the house to hopefully protect her. Did she have too much wine last night, or possibly suffer some kind of aneurysm or other medical condition? Whatever happened, she needs to start thinking clearly NOW!

Now Renny has decided to talk to Ollie to see where he is at. He tells her that he is there to play the game first, and April is icing on the cake (ugh, I don't even want to touch that one!). He's playing for himself. But if April is evicted, he will play even harder. So now what is she going to do? Dumb, dumb, dumb!!!

What I didn't miss was her [April] telling Ollie last night in bed that they are the biggest celeb couple right now and that they are going to be in US & PEOPLE Magazine!!

Holy Cow! She said that? That reminds me to ask how Whamber's BB-launched modeling career is going? The BB casting process is absolutely brilliant at bringing the delusional nut cases out from the rocks that they live under. After Ollie leaves the house, he better give up that whack-a-doodle poontang and return to his daddy's flock as the prodigal son. He needs to start praying right now that she is not pregnant.

PC,

Point taken old boy, and just so's ya know the aside in my earlier post was made with tongue firmly in cheek. Regardless, whether it's the M-word, N-word, O-word, or P-word they all have only whatever power one affords them.

Hell mate, if I had a dime for every time I've been called a "dumb limey" I'd be able to send planes towing signs over the BB house, myself. In fact when someone does make such a comment, I just giggle my evil little ass off. Why? Because ultimately when someone is so bereft of intellect and creativity that the best they can come up with for an assassination attempt on my character is to bring up my heritage.... Well, at that point they've already proven themselves to be so flippen stupid that even their wisdom teeth are retarded. (No offense to the mentally challenged intended.)

The only words that truly scare me are H-word and S-word. And, unfortunately hatred and stupidity know no racial or cultural boundaries.

I'll stop now before anyone mistakes me for a nice guy,

DRATS

2 comments...

1- I think Libra has attachment issues with her kids and is totally self centered because her father abandoned her. I'm not excusing her... just thinking this might be the basis for her abominable behavior. That's probably also the reason her Mom spoils her so much... guilt.

2- DRATS, I just figured out your name. They are going to have to name the AprilOllie offspring after you I guess... backwards! Love love love your postings. You have the greatest sense of humor and the best ability to write in a funny way. You should start a blog yourself on just observations on the world at large. If you eer do, please let us know!

I would be very surprised to not see Renny put up Dan and Memphis.

WheelChairMama,

Thank you for your kind words. One does what one can.

Gray,

So, Fivehead and Minute Method Man think they're the celeb couple to watch huh? People and Us magazine? Wow. The Coitus Coalition has really taken delusion to a whole new level this time. That's impressive even by Libra-esque standards of narcissism.

Now I'm even more worried for poor little Damien. Not only will he have the stigma of being the Antichrist, he's stuck with parents who seem to be comepletly paralyzed from the neck up.

Watch out Renny. It's gonna be tough getting rid of those two. Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," those two are practically invulnerable.

Gods help us all,

DRATS

Drats,

Ollie is just along for the ride, so I don't think he shares the delusions of the high-hair-lined one. Did you watch BB8? Amber (aka Whamber) has to go down as one of the most deluded BB contestants EVUH. Well, until now, that is.

Drats... you kill me - well almost. The whole seven signs and Hamstercard reference were too much for me and I had to give myself the heimlich. Seriously, I was eating and I choked. But it was worth it.

I know the drama of a pregnancy woudl be awesome, but someone please have mercy on the poor possible baby. Imagine havign that thing as your mother, and having video of you being conceived splashed all over the internet... Poor kid. I hope for her ovum's sake that it doesn't happen.

From HD - Damn, y'all crack me up! Every time I didn't think I could read something funnier one of you upped the ante. I've loved reading everybody's comments today! It's Hirarious! H-I-R-A-R-I-O-U-S!

Did I stir you up HD last evening? Stir up some good ole memories of 'tearing up the house'? What a great post today. I want more. Can we get a few BB6er's back in the house to really piss you off??

FIRST! absolon; not me that made the comment about mulatto. Check post, I think it was PC.
I don't give a rats ass what anyone says in the house of HD, it's all fun and IMO's!

SECOND! Where were you last year DRATS? I surely would remember you, however the mind IS going! You can rival our resident comic BenF anyday! I love reading you and him.

Busy day today. Any news of noms yet?

From HD - No noms yet but it's looking like it'll be April and Ollie.

Missed all of late night shenanigans due to migraine...thanks to all of you for such concise coverage..ALL HAIL HD AND DRATS...you have me needing those adult diapers right about now..knew I could count on you for some great updates..Still want to see Ratface and Minuteman go up against each other even though Minuteman said the would use the veto on Ratface if he won it..and to Michelle, you need fewer holes in your head if you think those earrings were a gift from the heart..use your head for something other than a mop stand.

You are so funny HD:). I think that is a bad move too. Don't you think if Ollie wins veto he would take April off and then we are right were we started. She needs to put Ollie and April up to make sure at least one of them go now. Like Memphis said last night they can go after Jerry next week. I loved seeing Memphis in the background when forehead was opening up her gifts. Loved it. Has Renny nominated anyone yet? Have a good weekend HD and BB fans.

hamster dame i love you and agree with you 100%. lol i almost peed my pants. big brother would be nothing with out you. keep up the good work

Renny should do this... put April and Ollie up then look directly at Jerry and say, "Since you always do what the HOH wishes, then I wish Arril to leave.. and if you go back on your prior statements, then your no bigger of Judas than Dan is"

Okay Folks, now it's my turn to vent. You might want to sit down for this one...

Lisa,

I just caught what must be a response to my Lie-bra rant yesterday. I could just let it go, but than I wouldn't be me were I to just let sleeping dogs lie. (Not a cold snowflakes chance in hell of that happening.)

Now then, I'm going to preface this by saying that this isn't a matter of my own inability to respect the opinions of others. Lisa has just as much a right to be wrong, (nifty word play, huh?) as I do. However, history has taught us that idiocy unanswered, has a nasty tendency of metastasizing. So it's time for the DRATS-ter to pull out the scalpel and go to work.

Now I'm gonna quote Lisa verbatim here, (cause I wanna make bloody sure I don't miss a single nugget of her brilliant insight).

LISA- "People need to stop talking crap about Libra..."

Yeah Lisa, that whole free speech thing's a real pain in the ass. I'll have to remember to put getting rid of it at the top of the to-do list once I've finished re-reading "It Takes a Village".

LISA- "...This was a once in a lifetime opportunity..."

And being there for your children isn't? I suppose there's always Memorex, right Lisa?

LISA- "...and her kids are so young they will never even remember it."

Oh.... Ok, so that makes it alright then. Sorry, my bad. I was under the mistaken, University-educated opinion that a child's first years were the most formative and that the bonding process is at its most crucial during that time.

(By the way, feel free to take all the time you need to sound out the bigger words)

LISA- "They are not harmed in any way. And the trip is 4 days away. Let's not make this out to be something more than it is."

Hmmm.... I know when I've been away from my infant children for any amount of time, (not that I'd ever even consider doing so for several weeks, let alone months) the first thing on my mind once I'm back, is to pack up and head for the Aloha state.

But then there's not really much chance of that happening is there Lisa, since (as those of us playing along at home well know) Lie-bra's first order of business upon the conclusion of BB10 is to saddle-up and head out with her hubby to go and play for another Month-plus on "The Amazing Race"?

You're right Lisa and clearly I was wrong. Libra isn't a selfish, narcissistic, sniping, self-involved wretch of a person who would be better suited raising pit-vipers than children. She's mother of the year! In fact let's all get together and phone Oprah right now and maybe we can get her on the "Favourite Things Show." Screw the teachers, armed service people, firefighters, and adoptive parents... Clearly Libra deserves it more than any of them.

Thank you Lisa, for showing me the error of my ways. If ignorance is bliss you must be orgasmic.

Disgusted,

DRATS

P.S. Yes Lisa, I'm well aware I'm an arrogant bastard. Hence the name.

DAMN!!! This post just keeps getting better and better!!

1st and foremost..I adore Drats! Ok with that said I just got home and what the F? Am I in the twilight zone? Did aliens come down today and ubduct Renny's brain? All I see is talk about her not putting up the obvious to the rest of America, April and Ollie! I am in total shock! What is wrong with her? Its so funny how for weeks now that is all she has talked about when others were HOH, and now that she is, she is totally wussing out. Oh Renny you have been my fav...pleaseeeeee dont disappoint me. She is worried about making enemies? She is about to make a whole house full!

With April and Ollie's big fame, I wonder how much they will sell the 1st pic of the little BBB...and will it be more than all the other hot Hollywood couples such as TomKat or Brangelina? April seems to think so...

If Ollie wins POV and takes April off, Renny still has Michelle to put up as an option.

From HD - Except Renny has promised Michelle final two. Michelle won't be going up on the block no how and no way this week.

HD, you've got to make a post about the nomination wait. We're all holding it so we don't wet our pants for what Renny does. It's happening right now, I don't know who she's going to nominate. AHHH!

From HD - Hold it.... Hold it.... Hold it for just a little bit longer.

AAAHHH!!! But last night in her wino state Renny promised Michelle she would NEVER put her up. So now what? At least if she puts Team Coitus up she can put Jerky up if one of them wins the POV. And if Jerky wins the POV she can make him not use the POV since he has stated over and over that he always does what the HOH wants.

And what exactly are promises worth in the BB house anyway?

Lisa, if "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" you need about a 5 lb bag, I think..

Renny was once of my favorites, but I have to honestly say I started to doubt her a few days before the HOH competition. She tried desperately to plant seeds a bout Dan, and she wasn't very nice to him........and why? Watching BBAD last night made me a tad bit sick watching Renny and Michelle. I realize Renny was sloshed, and I do believe she really was.....but come on..."I really like you Michelle, I hope you win the money, you are a great girl", and on and on and on! What the hell happened with her relationship with Keesha? She doesn't think when push came to shove that Keesha was going to be there for her? I am afraid Renny is digging her own grave if she doesn't put up April and Ollie tonight.

Friends, Romans, Hamsterlings,

Thank you all for your kind words. I do hope I wasn't too hard on poor Lisa,( I was momenterily possessed by Evel Dick.)

Gray,

You're quite right. It's pretty clear who's driving here and I do think that the Minute Method Man is just riding in the back of the short bus.

All the same I think the closest Olie's ever come to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

DRATS

P.S. Has anyone called Oprah yet?

OMFG!!! HD please give me some words of wisdom...help me understand what Renny just did!!!

Why are you guys still talking about Libra, She's been voted out. Obviously, you all are hating on Libra, She has money and I am sure that her family makes their money legally. You guys please grow the hell up and stop talking about her mixed children, their kids for goodness sake. Maybe some of ya'll need to find something constructive to do with ya'lls lives, instead dishing out personal attacks toward people. No one is perfect. Remember, Big Brother is a game to win money. Not to impress deperate big brother junkies.

April and Jerry.........good but not great, would have rather April and Ollie......but I'll take it! Let's hope the noms stay the same!

Well... your venting said it all... Ditto from me!!!... Only reason I hate to see April pregnant is because Ollie would be determined to do the "right thing" and marry her... and that's exactly what she wants... After he gets out of the house and finds out what the "real" April is like and what a fool he has made of himself he would never want to marry her and April knows that... Would not surprise me if she was trying to trap him into marriage with a baby... She would just consider that a price to pay to ever get a husband... He has been played and too dumb to know it...

Yikes. How can the hamsters NOT know Skank and Troll are having sex? Are they pretending it's not happening? I've read posts that say Jerry was in the room with them while they went at it.

Has no one seen Skank & Troll in bed together?
What about when she was HOH? Wasn't Troll sleeping with her? (I don't have the feeds or BBAD).

Maybe Geezer will squeal about what he's seen/heard to Renny if she tells him she's putting him up. Renny needs to come to her senses and put Troll up alongside Skank!

For those only watching BB on CBS - America must have gotten a clue from last night's show that Troll is SO much more than Skank's "best friend in the house" because CBS showed Troll laying completely ON TOP OF Skank - whispering...

Does CBS not want to show interracial BB sex?
When is the Chenbot going to spill the beans to an evicted hamster?

Final word on Libra...what's up with that hairstyle? Way too short in the back, way too long on the sides...

Drats, your "Last Days" post was Excellent! Thanks for the laugh. You seem to be a combo of Dan Brown, Stephen King and Don Rickles.

I did want to point out in regard to your statement "I was under the mistaken, University-educated opinion that a child's first years were the most formative and that the bonding process is at its most crucial during that time" that a university education really isn't a requirement in forming such an opinion, since pretty much every animal in the animal kingdom (e.g., Monkeys, Lions, bears, Penguins) agrees with you.

Shout out to Absolon, Diff, Sandiekay and Martita.

Absolon -- Definitely not a professional comic but if on next season of Last Comic Standing, a guy comes out onto the stage, looks at the audience, and asks "Conversate?" And then emphatically repeats "Conversate?" And then walks off the stage.... You will know that that person is me.

Diff, I also appreciate all the humor on here, especially our queen of satire, HD and our minimalist razor-edged barb-specialist, Gray.

ROTFLMFAO - HD, could not have said it better! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!