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crack cd to mp3 v 4Friday, August 15, 2008
I Need To Vent
Here's something I didn't touch on much last night. But April thinking she's prettier than Keesha? Hey, there's nothing wrong with self-confidence but Fourhead needs to wipe some of Ollie's seed from her eyes. That girl just ain't seeing clearly! April might be prettier on another planet in another solar system where foreheads wider than the Pacific Ocean are hailed just as much as promiscuity. But the girl's on Earth. And the aliens' standards of beauty don't count here. Their anal probing is another matter.
I am sooo hoping for Ollie's preacher dad to appear for the family segment. Julie, I beg of you, please ask him what the congregation thinks about his son. But only ask that question after you show them Ollie banging April while she's on all fours face down on the HOH bed. You could even unblur her breasteseses flapping in the wind for them if you'd like. I just want to know what they think. Perhaps you should hold back on the spanking though. You wouldn't want to get the congregation too excited.
I hope Libra's making plans for her $750 Big Brother weekly pay. After taxes, it ain't that much. And it seems her family is all about the money. Designer purses, high class daycare, and $2,000 Christmas trees don't pay for themselves you know. But hey, at least she talked about hiring a cleaning lady or two to go on vacation with them in Hawaii so the kids could be looked after. How nice for the ad hoc nanny! In case you're wondering, I'm not being nasty with this one -- it's the truth. I'm sure the IRS is already focused on her though due to the overdue federal taxes her family is still working on. She's out of the house now so I won't say much more about her from now on except when she shows her face on the jury segments. (I'm hoping she wears a mask for those.)
And where should I begin with Jerry? Lord knows I definitely don't have a cross anywhere around me right now because if I did I'd be struck by lightning right about -- now! Jerry would like me to believe that anyway. Screw you Jerry. Take your Marine garb and shove it up your ass until you gag on it. You are the worst player of the Big Brother game ever. No wonder the USMC stuck you behind a desk during your four years of active duty eons ago. You'd mistake the enemy for a friendly and sink the country just like you're sinking your chances in the house. Big Brother fan my ass. Oh, and you give old people a bad name.
Whew! I feel better now.
In other news....
It seems like Renny's plan is to nominate Jerry and April this evening. She says she wants April out but I think putting her on the block next to Jerry is a bad move. If she truly wants April gone then she should be putting up Fourhead and Ollie. But in the end, if either Jerry or April goes this week I'll be as giddy as a little schoolgirl. Methinks it's going to be a tough week for Jerry to be loyal to Renny. Cause you know, what the HOH wants is what should happen and Jerry's such a loyal sheep and all.
Fourhead received her designer gifts last night that she won in the POV competition on Saturday. You gotta love how Memphis was still moaning and complaining about it in the background. April did probably buy herself a vote in the end though by giving Michelle a pair of diamond earrings. But shhhh! It's all on the down low.
And the piece de resistance of last night? Well, watch it for yourself.
Update at 10:45 AM - Check out the long version of Libra's interview with Julie Chen after she was evicted last night below. Keep in mind one of the reasons why the audience was so silent was because Libra is the first jury person this season.