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brother in arm jar k700Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Let's Pair Up!
Nothing much really happened overnight. The plan is still for April to go. Renny peed her pants laughing so hard with everybody. April plans on donning a bikini for the Craig Ferguson taping tomorrow and hopes Maxim invites her to pose in their magazine. So let's talk about something else.
If each of the hamsters could have a houseguest from previous seasons to help them in the game, who would you pick for them? By helping them I mean anything from being able to talk to them in the diary room about strategy or even coming into the house for a day to be their "partner". Or perhaps something more low key like a video or letter from the former houseguest about how they should behave. And since you know me pretty well, the help could be beneficial for them or the help could be a form of sabotage.
So which former hamsters would you have pair up with the hamsters now and how? And should they be used for good or evil?
Posted by HamsterDame at August 19, 2008 05:20 AM
Comments
well, i don't think there is anyone including
"God Himself" who could make ollie and april see what BIG AZZES they are...they are so delusional that america loves them, and that they are such beautiful people (NOT) they wouldn't hear the truth if it hit them between the eyes...have you ever seen anyone look at themselves in the mirrors and watch their every move as much as these two??? yes, dan is close behind but he isn't even close to being as obnoxious as april and ollie, aprils shout outs to hollywood crack me up...if she makes it anywhere other than the gutter i will be surprised...even when ollie asked april to marry him she turned to the camera and said "you got that on tape, right" she is so absolutly playin him and everyone else, oh if Big Brother could only have the cameras running on their faces when they get out and see how we really feel about them...now that would be worth the price of admission....lol..such a sad pair!!
Posted by: debi at August 19, 2008 06:02 AM
Good morning HD! Gosh Dang, that's the hardest, potentially most fun assignment you've given us and it will take a while. (Except for Diff of course who seems to have a photographic memory of past things!)
I'm glad I'd swallowed the bite of breakfast in my mouth before I read the last sentence of your first paragraph, or egg would have been all over my computer screen.
Posted by: BenF at August 19, 2008 06:16 AM
I cant resist......Ollie and MARVIN!!!!!!
Love me some Marvin, big, bald, black and yummy.
Posted by: darkling45 at August 19, 2008 06:22 AM
* April / Adam (they're both irritating)
* Dan / Nakomis (could teach him some strategy)
* Memphis / Dr. Will
* Keesha / Whamber
* Renny / Holly (even tho their voices will drive us insane
* Jerry / Evel Dick (to put Jerry down for once)
* Ollie / Janell (just to fry April!) :)
Posted by: kayTee at August 19, 2008 06:34 AM
I would have Dan's sister come into the game and love her long time.
Posted by: Steve at August 19, 2008 07:10 AM
Well, right now, Dan is sitting pretty, no one is too intimidated by him, so the best former HG partner for him. Dr. Will!!
Keesha should get Janie to help her.
Memphis could use some help from Howie(on how to lighten up and have fun)
Renny can work with Jun to learn how to be a little cutthroat
Michelle well, Nattie would be best for her on how to win over Ollie
Ollie can use Matty to learn how to rebuff Michelle
and Finally, Jerry can use Chicken George to learn how to play the game without dying!
April is gone, so she can get help from Amber on how to learn to be disliked by America
Posted by: recelee at August 19, 2008 07:10 AM