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Monday, August 11, 2008

Jerry's A Jerk

The POV ceremony was held earlier and The Colonel must have made an ass out of himself.

I say that because it seems that he basically gave Libra and Keesha both false hope that they each would be saved at certain parts of the meeting (come on, we knew he'd never save Libra). But the thing that made him an even bigger ass than he already is? He turned it into a bash Dan session.

Jerry wanted Dan to feel anxious about going up on the block. Apparently before the ceremony even took place, he told Michelle about his plans to really call Dan out on "all of these things" that Dan has done. In other words, not doing what the previous HOH (April) wanted done. And in more other words, not voting to evict Memphis.

But we know Jerry. He hasn't liked Dan for a long time. Jerry hasn't liked Memphis for even longer. So for Dan to do opposite of what the HOH wanted is close to treason. And saving Memphis in the process is even worse. Combine that with him thinking he is still America's Player and Jerry's complete lack of respect for Dan and his religion? I'm surprised Jerry hasn't gone after Dan's neck with the green plastic kitchen knife.

Because you know, back in the day when he spent four years during the Korean war sitting behind a desk pushing paper, they would have slit the secretary's neck for not typing up a memo correctly. Please don't get me wrong, I have great respect for all veterans of the armed forces past and present but I am sick and tired of Jerry acting like he's some career military man that ever served any amount of time in the field. I'm just calling a spade a spade.

And Jerry's a jerk. Watch -- they'll drag him to the end of this season because most everybody feels they would win against him in the final two. Dan's a Judas my ass! We all know damned good and well that Jerry would have taken up the offer to be America's Player if it had actually been offered to him. He's just bitter. And bitter people get on my nerves. Then being jealous, stubborn, pompous, ignorant, smug, and just plain mean on top of that? Whatever.

Jerry, go jump in a lake. A big lake. Full of piranha. And sharks. And flesh-eating bacteria.

ETA - I corrected a couple of my names up there at the beginning of this post. That's what I get for getting so wound up! LOL!

Posted by HamsterDame at August 11, 2008 05:58 PM

Comments

So, Jerry didn't use the POV, he just dumped on Dan? What a jerk! Let's hope he gets his next week.

Posted by: suzieslick at August 11, 2008 06:07 PM

Brilliant...I absolutely agree 100% with everything you said, HD! He is an A** and I want to see IT gone next week. I hope that Dan or Memphis step up and win HOH, then lets see what Jerry does and who he kisses up to!! Ugh. I like Libra and April more than him now and thats saying something!

Posted by: Jo at August 11, 2008 06:12 PM

Wouldn't it be poetic justice if Dan or Memphis won HOH next week and Jerry, who is following the strategy of being the lapdog to whoever is in power, is now on the outs? 'Cept I think that Memphis would nominate April and Ollie - - so I think that Dan winning would be the best bet to get Jerry on the block sooner . . . instead of later.

Posted by: Coleen with one "L" at August 11, 2008 06:14 PM

Jerry is blasting Dan for "going back on his word". Ummm, correct me if I'm wrong, but he did the exact same thing in Week 1 with Brian.

I can't stand him. I thought at first he was going to be fun to watch. Now I fast forward my DVR past his conversations. He drives me crazy. He is the ultimate floater. I hope Dan wins HOH next week to see how far up Dan's ass Jerry will reside. Or Memphis. That would be good TV.

Posted by: Jeff G at August 11, 2008 06:21 PM

Don't hold back HD! Tell it like it is!! You did however forget pervert!
I am hoping that Memphis gets HOH, puts up April and Ollie and if either win POV, Jerry goes up. Let the cards fall where they may then!
Dan, Memphis and Renny final three!