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Friday, August 15, 2008

How Many Licks

This week's nominees for eviction are April and Jerry!

Renny, what in the sam hell are you thinking? Do you seriously not see that April and Ollie are a couple? Seriously? Why are you so hellbent on keeping Minute Man in the house?

It's a big 'if' but if Ollie wins the POV tomorrow, he'll be saving April on Monday. Chances are, he'll definitely be playing considering how many hamsters are left in the house. And if Ollie wins it, then your HOH is basically worthless Renny. Keesha tried to explain the scenario to you earlier today. Were you really not listening?

The best way to ensure an April eviction is to put Fourhead's best friend (we all know better) up against her on the block. You've been so concerned with not making enemies that you've over-thought everything. Please don't tell me you've had facial contact with Ollie's seed as well. So what if you like Ollie and don't want him gone.

Could somebody please tell me what in the world Ollie has done to make Renny like him so much?

When it comes to Renny's nomination of Jerry, she did it because he put her up for eviction the first week. Renny says she doesn't want him to go (and I do believe that) but how stupid is that? Jerry's an easy pick in the next week or so. Why waste your nominations?

If April or Jerry wins the POV tomorrow, things are going to get real for Renny very quickly. But she'll probably go the easy way in that and put up Memphis. Then whoever is opposite of Memphis will go. Or Memphis would go. Either way, I don't like it because I want April gone.

In other Big Brother news....

Michelle, Jerry, Ollie, and Memphis are on slop after a food competition involving eating crickets and pigs ears. Well actually, Memphis isn't on slop because he used his slop pass but he would have been if he didn't have it.

Stupid America voted for stupid lollipops for the house. For some reason, the majority thought lollipops would be interesting in the house. Perhaps for pictures but they'll be hardly touched the rest of the time. Or maybe they want to see April in a schoolgirl outfit licking Olliepop from head to toe. I think she'd be all over him even if he had hairy coconuts or slimy bologna in his undies so what does it matter?

Come to Daddy! Wanna lick this sweet treat? Oooh yeah.

I could go on and on but I'm gagging at the thought. Whoops. BTW Ollie, that's not a compliment.

So what do you think of Renny's nominations? Good? Bad? Moronic? And how about Libra on House Calls this afternoon? If you missed it, you can catch it in all of its glory below.

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Posted by HamsterDame at August 15, 2008 04:04 PM

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