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Sunday, March 09, 2008

Outhouse To The Penthouse

What another great show tonight! Besides the staple segments of the reactions from the previous eviction, the food competition, and the nomination ceremony there were plenty of other great moments tonight.

Before I begin, I know some of you may have been offended by the show tonight. In particular, the Bible and praying segments with Natalie and Josh. All I have to say is at least they didn't show them running around the house sprinkling their homemade Holy water everywhere. I think that would have offended many more people. Natalie quoting Joshua out of the Bible was priceless. "What goes into a man's mouth does not make him unclean but what comes out of his mouth, that is what really makes him unclean." Just wait until Natalie finds out what has come out of her precious Mattie's mouth. I mean, we already know what went into hers don't we?

But anyway, Josh praying in the hot tub was hilarious! I love the church music Big Brother plays in the background for these segments. He's sorry for verbally abusing people and needs more patience to handle the evil around him. Oh really! He's sorry for breaking almost every commandment and asks God for help. Cue the change in music. He wants God to help him with his diet and prays for a flatter stomach. He prays to God to let him win this game. Hahahaha!!!! Cue another change in music. He promises to tithe the full 10% of his funds to the church. Shoot to a scene in the sky of storm clouds. Wonderful editing Big Brother! Bravo!

I loved that Big Brother showed Natalie saying there were 27 letters in the alphabet. Who knew that "and" came before "Z"? And what about her having to count to four on her fingers? Even better was in the food competition when she told her team that she was a great speller. She went on to display her spelling prowess by telling them how to spell C-E-R-E-L. In case you didn't know, she meant cereal.

The icing on the Natalie cake though was her editing when it came to the wonderful Mattie. Come on, you can't tell me you didn't find the stalker/psycho music just a little bit funny. Especially when it was used several times during the episode! After Matt told her that he would be sleeping alone she informed us in the diary room that Mattie didn't really mean it. He's just like the little boy on the playground that teases the girl he likes. Um, OK Natalie. You keep telling yourself that.

Some of the other notable segments tonight included: James worried about Chelsia turning on him, Sheila crying to Adam about feeling alone in the house while he made tons of weird faces, James telling Chelsia in the sauna that he really likes her and her saying if she couldn't win this game she wants him to, Josh dancing around after waking up, Josh telling Ryan he'd be his bitch this week if he didn't put him up on the block, and James suggesting Chelsia to be put up on the block against Sharon.

What did you think about the show tonight? Did you have any favorite segments? Do you feel Big Brother was too harsh in their editing towards Natalie?

Don't forget to go vote for who you want back in the Big Brother house! Voting ends March 11th at 11:59 PM PT (March 12th at 2:59 AM ET).

Posted by HamsterDame at March 9, 2008 06:46 PM

Comments

I don't think BB was too harsh with Natalie -- they never showed her relationship with Matty 'going south', so for that, she should be thanking her lucky stars.

She annoys the beejeebus out of me, but I also feel sorry for her and her cluelessness. And watching some footage from today where she is going on and on about Matty and her still being a team, I wanted to grab her by the shoulders and try to shake some sense into her. He used her in the bedroom, and I think he is going to continue to use her. All he has to say is 'you're a good girl and i love you' and she'd throw herself under the bus for him.

Posted by: Stephie at March 9, 2008 06:57 PM

I certainly was no Allison fan but now more than ever I want her to come back to the BB9 house to show Josh just how the viewing public can't stand him. I am a gay male who was hoping that josh would do well in the game but after his vile, foul mouth and abusive actions toward women, I am embarrassed by his actions. He is such a nasty mysogynous. (mysogynous = hates women) JOSH HAS TO GO NEXT! Vote back Allison!!!

Posted by: Irish Lad at March 9, 2008 07:27 PM

Entertaining show, but they sure are showing Josh in a positive light. And they don't come close to showing the real side of James and Chels. But it is primetime and what goes on and is said, is not approved primetime behavior.

Poor Nat, she is amazingly dumb. Truely believes that she and Matt are a pair... still Tonight's show seemed to be a lot about Nat and how dumb she is, the counting, the ABC's, Spelling, and her belief that Matt wants to be with her. A part of her seems to be a sweet person, but geez Louise, the lady is 28 years old and acts 16.

I thought they had a lot of good diary room snippits, about a lot of things, but especially Nat's unfailing devotion to Matt.
And frankly, you can't blame Matt for using her when she presents herself on a platter for whatever he wants. And you got to give him credit today with everything going down, he and Ryan kind of followed the ladies that were in their alliance around - to make sure nothing real bad happened, and when things got pretty ugly, they called out Josh, James and Chels out about it.

It will be interesting to see if James really goes, or if the house will flip again.

Posted by: Sleepyeye9 at March 9, 2008 07:30 PM

It seems that there was plenty of time to show the eviction of Alison several times but never showed ryan getting offered 2 weeks immunity from everybody to nominate Mattie. I thought the new plan was to nominate James. Unless they are planning to back door him when Chelsia or Sharon take themself off with the POV. Did I miss something on the feeds?

From HD - All of what you said happened after the nomination ceremony and won't be shown until Tuesday's show.

Posted by: absolon at March 9, 2008 07:31 PM

Would love to see Evil in the house right now he'd take apart Josh just like he did with the other Princess. Seem's like the gay guy is pretty tough when he's up against one of his own,another famale that is,don't see him getting too mouthy with Ryan or Matt.

Posted by: Steeler at March 9, 2008 09:37 PM

I can't stand Natalie and her bible belt bullsh*t. CBS wasn't hard ENOUGH on her. You go down on Matty, lie about it (isn't there SOMETHING in the bible about LYING?!?), then don't cry when you go down in the game.

I just hope James can get himself out of this situation. I hope his "evel dick" comes out and finds a way to save himself. He is sincerely a good person and I'd hate to see him go...

Posted by: julie at March 10, 2008 12:52 AM

now i dont have the live feeds this year so i only get what you guys tell me and what the shows have but i believe that they are not being fair to nat. dont get me wrong she is as dumb as a post and i find her very annoying but i think that they are painting her in a bad picture. and matty is no angel. in my experenice that with someone like nat you cant beat around the bush. come out and tell her how you feel and not just hint, be nice about it and let her know. i feel matt hasnt really come out and said anything and is really sending her mixed messages. but lets face it guys will be guys nat would be better to get on with it and ignore him, he will notice the attention is gone and go after her.
now i think that josh should have been put up. really he causes more shit than anybody in the house and is so fake. i hate him as a person and believe that there is no need to be that nasty. someone needs to put that bitch in her place.

Posted by: jennifer at March 10, 2008 03:18 AM

Sharon's gotta' go. James has called people out, thus proving himself more worthy of thy stayeth here.

Posted by: Jack at March 10, 2008 06:53 AM

TMZ.COM is running footage of Matt using the "N-Word"

Posted by: thisjustin at March 10, 2008 06:58 AM

Sometimes when I read comments made by others, I feel like I am watching a different show! Is Josh, James, Chelsia and yes even Sharon vile? Absolutely! Do I like the things that come out of their mouths? No! But please. Is Natalie, Sheila and the rest of the boys ANY better? NO! The biggest difference between Josh (and his crew) and the others is that he actually says what he is thinking directly to them (and behind their back). Natalie is a HUGE hypocrite! Not only with the Bible verse she read (haha), but in thinking she is any better. Nothing but trash comes out of her and Sheila's mouth. Vile trash. There was no reason for her to spread the story about Chelsia and Allison around. That was vile! But because she did it behind their backs, she's not vile or she's better? There is no one in this game that I can truly root for. They're all disgusting to some degree and their behavior when they're happy or mad (and stories about their lives) borders on or crosses the disgusting line all the time. Ryan, Matt, Adam, Sheila, and Natalie remind me of the "popular" crowd at this time who talks about and treats others so cruel and Josh, Chelsia and James are the misfits who blow a gasket (are defensive and start stuff because they feel made fun of). Sharon is too much of a floater/backstabber these days, she only hung with her group earlier because she thought they were in power. Yes, power did go to Josh's head last week, but name a single HOH that the power didn't go to their head or didn't behave that way (it's rare in all the years). I don't think Josh hates women at all. He just call them on their crap. Women can be so catty and huge gossipers and talk horrible about people behind their back, they deserve for someone to call them on it. I'm not sure who I like or would even want to win - they're all pretty gross. But Matt & Natalie are at the top of my "get rid of now" list! Maybe I just like to root for the underdogs. As much as I wouldn't like someone saying mean stuff to me, I hate it going on behind my back even more (I'd rather be told they aren't going to tell me their vote than be told I'm safe when it's a lie!). Thanks for the place to vent!

Posted by: Traci at March 10, 2008 07:01 AM

So much has happened, where does one begin? Ryan has sure upset the apple cart, but if Chelsia or Josh win HOH, you can bet your ass they won't make the same mistake of keeping him around. Not to mention, if Alex gets back into the house, Ryan will be low on the totum pole of Matt's bro's!
Sharon reminds me so much of Ericka, going which ever way the wind blows. I really don't care if James stays or goes, but I would like to see Sharon out. I thought at one time she was a good player, my thoughts now, Skank! Teaming with Shelia! She needs to go!
I sure would like to see Chelsia make it all the way to final 4, and perhaps if she is wise and gets her head out of James's ass, she might. Love to be a fly on the wall if/when she learns how James threw her under the bus!
Josh, pretty short temper, not very attractive at all. But all these now suddenly 'do-gooders' (hg's) seem to forget how they were ALL busting up and egging him on when he went off on Amanda! Too much 'smoke' before they entered the house that they all have lost their short term memory?? As for getting down on Natalie, Matt has been king of that.
But, all in all, gotta love the drama....

Posted by: diff at March 10, 2008 07:15 AM

If I had any doubts that Joshuahhhhh was using ED as a role model, they were erased last night during Josh's monologue to the BBAD cameras à la Evel Dick. He addressed each house guest in their absence with a snarky little screed, as though practicing for what he will tell the women and for what he would tell the men if only he had the guts. When Sharon came out to join him, he stopped what he was saying to the cameras, but then told her that since he would be arrested for actually hitting people, that he has become a master of verbal abuse, and he uses that to destroy people instead of his fists. I wish one of the girls would just haul off and bitch slap the vile little girly man.

From HD - We wouldn't want one of the "ladies" kicked out now would we? LOL

Posted by: gray at March 10, 2008 08:52 AM

Traci your right women are huge gossipers and are very catty I guess Josh fits right in because your know what the say about gay guys their a females best friend as in no threat sexually to them.It's only when you have daughters that you realize that if he had done or spoke that way to mine he wouldn't be going home to the Lone Star State after all this was over.Guess it's just hard for him to be a Man.

Posted by: Steeler at March 10, 2008 08:53 AM

Recaps, recaps and more recaps...i am so sick of recaps. There is sooooo much more BB could be showing, why so many recaps? they spend about 15 minutes with just recaps. I did enjoy the Nat segments tonight, very funny!

Posted by: jaime at March 10, 2008 10:50 AM

hi HD,
i havent been able to watch much of BB this season cause of my idol conflict, so 90% of my info comes from your fab site. i have a few questions for you :)

do you think that natalie really thinks that "matty" likes her, etc?

also WHAT does james tattoo say or show that they have to block it out?? its driving me crazy.

you're the best!
thanks!

From HD -

#1 - Matt's told Natalie repeatedly that he doesn't like her in "that way" but it goes in one ear and right out the other. I think she truly believes that Matt really likes her.

#2 - The James' tattoo question has been asked soooo many times and answered just as many times. Google "James tattoo Big Brother" and you'll find your answer.

Posted by: jude at March 10, 2008 10:56 AM

HD,
DOH! i must have missed the "tattoo" question how embarrassing! thanks for the info & i have found what i was looking for.

From HD - Glad you found it! :)

Posted by: jude at March 10, 2008 11:16 AM

I had Josh pegged all along. He will ALWAYS target whoever the alpha or least liked female is in the house.

Nat got too close, and he recognizes her strength. (Physical strength). She might be dumb and a stump, but she's a strong lady and fairly quick as well.

Ryans a nit for not offing that psycho.

Posted by: ClayPo at March 10, 2008 11:19 AM

i sooo agree with the comment on the recaps...we are BB fans! we don't need this many recaps...over and over. producers waste a valuable 15 minutes on recaps. there is so much more they need to be showing especially for non feed folks. looks to me like the editing room is a bit lazy...must be the same (one) camera man they use for the feeds!!! bitter.

Posted by: calie44 at March 10, 2008 11:24 AM

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