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master key Af-1700Friday, February 15, 2008
Oral Lovin'
** Disclaimer: This post contains adult subject matter. Stop reading if you're not interested. **
I had a discussion with a friend yesterday concerning the title of my Jen and Ryan sex post from yesterday morning. He thought it was just a little too much. He never came right out and said why he was uncomfortable with it but I have a feeling it had to do with the "tampon" part. Many guys seem to be so squeamish when it comes to mentioning a woman's "time of the month" and any of the accompanying hygiene products it entails so he should be happier today. There will be no talk of that in this post!
Instead, we'll discuss oral sex! For most guys, this is a wonderful topic of conversation, especially when they're on the receiving end. In particular, we'll discuss hamster Matt and his partner Natalie.
Late last night, Matt had a discussion with Alex and Parker in the HOH room about how he didn't feel anything for Natalie. He thought she had a killer bod except for her fake boobs but he just didn't click with her. He certainly didn't pay her any compliments in the in intellectual arena either but that's another subject. Matt said he wouldn't have sex with her but he would accept an instance of oral lovin' from her.
Now let's fast forward a little bit. Matt and Natalie are in the spa room and he's giving her a massage. Now she's blabbing on and on and wouldn't shut up. He's trying to get her in the mood and all she does is keep on yacking her mouth. It was funny watching him get no play when he's trying so hard. He kept on with the massaging and she kept on with the yammering. The fellow probably thought he had no play by the end of the massage.
I won't say he was wrong but something went right. Right enough for the already horny Natalie (she discussed it earlier but not with him) anyway.
What time was it? Thaaaaat's right. Bow-chica-bow-bow! The making out was hot and heavy once they got to bed. Petting, stroking, and moaning. Oh, and the snoring! It wasn't one of them doing that -- it was Adam. Personally, I don't know how in the world they could concentrate with that freight train in the bedroom right next to them on the floor.
Well all of this rubbing eventually led to Natalie's mouth moving down south on Matt's body. "Little Matt" was gettin' some lovin' alright. He finally "enjoyed" her oral capabilities and even stayed awake long enough afterwards to give us a classy grin. Yeah, he's such the gentleman.
Let's not forget her though. She's the skanky ho. Perhaps they are soul mates.
Thoughts?
Posted by HamsterDame at February 15, 2008 07:47 AM
Comments
a.) His mother must be so proud of him. :->
b.) I hope that Natalie expects reciprocation before she offers any more favors!
Posted by: johnnr2 at February 15, 2008 07:56 AM
Wow. It amazes me how the HGs hook up and seem to completely forget about the cameras and microphones! It's one thing for Ryan and Jen who live together outside of the BB House, but Matt and Natalie - yikes. I am by no means a prude, but if I were in the house I think I would have a voice in the back of my head at all times saying 'Your mother is going to find out about this'. Drunken hook-ups were fun back in the day, but I preferred for there not to be any lasting evidence that could circulate the internet! lol
Posted by: Stephie at February 15, 2008 08:06 AM
I live in Oregon and now you know why they call it the "Beaver" state
Posted by: Shawn at February 15, 2008 08:22 AM