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Friday, February 15, 2008

Oral Lovin'

** Disclaimer: This post contains adult subject matter. Stop reading if you're not interested. **

I had a discussion with a friend yesterday concerning the title of my Jen and Ryan sex post from yesterday morning. He thought it was just a little too much. He never came right out and said why he was uncomfortable with it but I have a feeling it had to do with the "tampon" part. Many guys seem to be so squeamish when it comes to mentioning a woman's "time of the month" and any of the accompanying hygiene products it entails so he should be happier today. There will be no talk of that in this post!

Instead, we'll discuss oral sex! For most guys, this is a wonderful topic of conversation, especially when they're on the receiving end. In particular, we'll discuss hamster Matt and his partner Natalie.

Late last night, Matt had a discussion with Alex and Parker in the HOH room about how he didn't feel anything for Natalie. He thought she had a killer bod except for her fake boobs but he just didn't click with her. He certainly didn't pay her any compliments in the in intellectual arena either but that's another subject. Matt said he wouldn't have sex with her but he would accept an instance of oral lovin' from her.

Now let's fast forward a little bit. Matt and Natalie are in the spa room and he's giving her a massage. Now she's blabbing on and on and wouldn't shut up. He's trying to get her in the mood and all she does is keep on yacking her mouth. It was funny watching him get no play when he's trying so hard. He kept on with the massaging and she kept on with the yammering. The fellow probably thought he had no play by the end of the massage.

I won't say he was wrong but something went right. Right enough for the already horny Natalie (she discussed it earlier but not with him) anyway.

What time was it? Thaaaaat's right. Bow-chica-bow-bow! The making out was hot and heavy once they got to bed. Petting, stroking, and moaning. Oh, and the snoring! It wasn't one of them doing that -- it was Adam. Personally, I don't know how in the world they could concentrate with that freight train in the bedroom right next to them on the floor.

Well all of this rubbing eventually led to Natalie's mouth moving down south on Matt's body. "Little Matt" was gettin' some lovin' alright. He finally "enjoyed" her oral capabilities and even stayed awake long enough afterwards to give us a classy grin. Yeah, he's such the gentleman.

Let's not forget her though. She's the skanky ho. Perhaps they are soul mates.

Thoughts?

Posted by HamsterDame at February 15, 2008 07:47 AM

Comments

a.) His mother must be so proud of him. :->
b.) I hope that Natalie expects reciprocation before she offers any more favors!

Posted by: johnnr2 at February 15, 2008 07:56 AM

Wow. It amazes me how the HGs hook up and seem to completely forget about the cameras and microphones! It's one thing for Ryan and Jen who live together outside of the BB House, but Matt and Natalie - yikes. I am by no means a prude, but if I were in the house I think I would have a voice in the back of my head at all times saying 'Your mother is going to find out about this'. Drunken hook-ups were fun back in the day, but I preferred for there not to be any lasting evidence that could circulate the internet! lol

Posted by: Stephie at February 15, 2008 08:06 AM

I live in Oregon and now you know why they call it the "Beaver" state

Posted by: Shawn at February 15, 2008 08:22 AM

HD, i can't imagine anyone getting on this site or the BB site or any other BB related sites period and not expect a bit of vulgar conversataion/humor. why watch the feeds if you can't take it? you go right one ahead and report it all girl!!! tell us like it really went down. it's like watching a t.v. show, if you don't like it change the channel.
matt and natalie...hhmmm.
didn't natalie tell allison as well as the other woman of the house her beliefs on men where "don't give it up to them right away or they won't respect you or commit to you?" "make them want you so badly by waiting."
i seem to recall several of those conversations so far this season with her and the other girls in the house. of course every one of them totally agreed!
some thoughts about last night trist...
when natalie moaned.. "i almost forgot with it was like", after matt asked her "was it good?"... i got a chill up my spin (not for that reason!) thinking "do these two really know each other and came in pretending they don't?" just a thought. it was just a weird statement. i mean, i know natalie cllaims she hasn't done it in awhile (oh please!) but something about the way she said it got me thinking...how many other HG came into this house knowing each other. matt was pretty harsh in his comments to the guys about natalie but that could be just an act to throw them off... same with parker and amanda and the way they act toward each other.
i will get to the bottom of this puzzle to be sure!!!

Posted by: calie44 at February 15, 2008 08:31 AM

I'm not going to comment on the "act" it is what it is. What does this do to our fav show BB? The ratings are down, will they be airing Ryan/Jen and this in a way to stir it up and get more ratings? Will this hang over the show all season? Heaven forbid CBS executives find this outrageous and pull the plug on the season or even worse forever? I hope Allison Grodner is happy, she put these people in the house hopping for action like this and now she has it.

Posted by: BBFANTO at February 15, 2008 08:55 AM

These people have been in this house HOW long? A week, maybe 10 days.?? And they are acting like they have been on an island, or in prison or in the BB house for 3 months!! Good God, what a houseful of skanks!!
I heard Natalie & Amanda talking about how horny they were last night. A conversation we heard from Jen also. Two of the three, give it up in about a 5 minute period of time, and you KNOW they got nothing out of it. Hell, Jen asked Ryan if HE got off as she DID'NT!!! I'm sure Natalie got nothing in return herself. So to me, they weren't horny, they were just whoring!!! Sorry, but if I am horny, I want my rocks off too!
Matt made it well known he is a 'dog', so you can excuse him. He's like watching Boogie! Ryan is an overbearing pig himself, and I think that was just a bit of exibtionism for both of them. The no shower, him pushing in her tampon and in the filthy bathroom to have your 5 minutes of fame, was the disgusting part to me.
Oh yeah, men who can't handle talk about tampons or periods shouldn't be on this site. No, I guess I mean should grow up. I know personally I don't turn down the volume or become squeamish when I hear about penial dysfunction. Fact of life, just get over yourself!

Posted by: diff at February 15, 2008 09:53 AM

TAMPON, TAMPON, TAMPON!!!!!

Posted by: Piehead at February 15, 2008 10:52 AM

Ok, there has been something bugging me since the show started- its something about Natalie. In the pictures of her- she looks nice- but on the show- yikes! She looks like Marge Simpson to me. She looks rough, not like in her 20's at all. I dont find her attractive at all. Matt is a dog and a gross one at that. Are'nt any of them worried about STD's (in Natalies case, STD's of the mouth)? I mean come on! Supposedly they dont know each other and Matt obviously sleeps with alot of people by the way he acts. Isnt she concerned that she could possibly get something? And Jen, LOL! AKA Gutter Slut.

Posted by: Lisa at February 15, 2008 11:36 AM

While I certainly have been a BB fan for seasons now, and have enjoyed just about every antics HG has made or caused, regardless if was funny or not. This season has me a bit upset by the way events has been unfolding of late. Usually you would expect horntoads acting on their hormones late into the months, and it would be something to wink at. But this season seems to be a bit too much and for it to be so early into the game. It appears to be a bunch of horndogs going off in every room, and those who are oblivious to the actions of their fellow HG getting off in every room around them or restraining from their hormonal needs has gained more respect from me as well as those who share the "fanship" of BB in our household. I am a bit mystified as to how or where CBS found these people, surely there were better contestants than these characters, or maybe it was the scripted idea of the month being for lovers. It's rated poorly for my viewing pleasure and personally I will be looking else where to find something to watch. If I wanted to watch such actions of horndogs I would rent something from the local movie shop that holds these sort of characters in a room behind the general audience renters.

That being said I can't say that my human nature would prevent me from checking back here to your website dear one and read your blogs or commentaries. I do like your webpage and have enjoyed reading your thoughts since I found you last year. So keep up the good work sweetie, your a doll!

Posted by: grannysinshockoverBB at February 15, 2008 11:40 AM

I know the feeds can be a bit of a different story but after last nights After Dark and what the CBS episodes have been like this season is continueing to be to much like the Real World to me for my tastes.

I stopped watch RW after the Vegas season. I still watch the challenges though because of the events and for the most part the hanky panky takes a back seat to the conflicts the challenges and nominations create amoung the players.

I would have less of a problem if things happened more naturally but this whole soulmate thing and how these people are pairing up does nothing for me. RW Vegas at least was somewhat natural, I suppose. BB unfortunately feels more forced because these things are happening by individuals hanging out and bonding. There is no wow factor about the hook ups.

I know the MTV shows would be just as bad if you were to see them 24/7 as they were being filmed but thus far all CBS is showing me that I am glad I didn't get the feeds.

As far as the sex. Whatever all these people are adults. They know the situation they are in but they better be ready for people to bite them for what they are doing.

Best thing has been the 'witch hunt' looking for possible other pairings of people who know each other. Give me more of that please Big Brother!

Posted by: wump_scut at February 15, 2008 12:31 PM

hi hd,

granted i dont have the live feeds or the after dark show. so i always count on silly hamsters to keep me updated. from what i have read seems like cbs has their own little soft porn tv show going on. i wonder how long it will take me before i am wishing for the days of evel dick & jen?

Posted by: jude at February 15, 2008 12:32 PM

There is all kinds of freaky crap going on in the house this season! Damn...if all this T&A, sex, blow jobs, boob grabbing, etc continues this could prove to be my favorite season yet!

Coming here to Silly Hamsters is proving to be about as good as going to some of my favorite porn sites! :)

Posted by: Chuck at February 15, 2008 12:48 PM

Hear, here - I'm rather enjoying the show (although I'm not willing to let my kids know I have the feeds). I believe there's a direct parellel of what's going on in the house compared to how some of the young 20 somethings live. It's just the way it is.

TAMPON

PERIOD

Posted by: Piehead at February 15, 2008 12:51 PM

Maybe they think that by behaving this way they will be able to get into the adult film industry after the show is over. This early in the show it has to be done purposely... they can't have forgotten about the cameras already. So maybe they are really "auditioning". There's a lot of money there if you make it in.

Posted by: Susie at February 15, 2008 02:10 PM

Remember, they've been forced to sleep together so you've got to expect something to happen. Natalie may be trying too hard? Did anyone see BBAD last night (2/14) with Amanda & Alex? She seemed to be putting on a porn show and he even told her he thought so. She's a real skank, right next to Natalie & Jen.

Posted by: sobekath at February 15, 2008 02:47 PM

Natalie is something else. I'm surprised she hasn't figured out that Matt doesn't like her at all. He's already told all the guys about it. I'm not surprised at him, I already knew what he was like from the opening show. I'm just surprised she was dumb enough to give him one.

Posted by: sandic at February 15, 2008 02:54 PM

Thank you for keeping us updated- these HG's are something else. Its like watching a really skanky version of Melrose Place if thats even possible! Now I cant say that Ive always made the smartest moves (relationship wise) in my 20s but my god they have only known each other for 10 freakin days and they are constantly on camera! Did everyone love Amandas comment last night about the camera "Constantly" following her and then she immediately starts shaking her ass in the direction of every single one of them???? And please dont censor your posts- they make me laugh way too much!

Posted by: Jen at February 15, 2008 05:22 PM

Thank God the writer's strike is over!!!

Posted by: SuzieQ at February 15, 2008 06:48 PM

My teenage daughter loves BB but I'm thinking this year it should be X-rated by the sounds of things .I don't really think it's appropiate behavior for primetime TV not my favorite season so far I maybe watching alot of deal or no Deal this year lol

Posted by: Patricia at February 16, 2008 08:43 AM

Hi HD

I have to say I really enjoy your Blog. But what is going on in the house his year is really ....
I have a problem seeing women without pride. Every women shoudl be proud and not go down under on a man every chance she gets and especially not after 1 week !! That mens brains slip further south every chance they get is known. I am not shure I want to continue to watch the show this year. I like the actuall game play and the alliances not this soft porn. if I want soft porn i can go get a video. I have to say i really miss ED. ( I never thought I would say that)

Posted by: Pat at February 16, 2008 09:07 AM

Okay, I'll say it again - this season sucks so far. I really wish they'd would put all 30 & 40 somethings in the house to see what a difference there is. I'm tired of watching these 20 something horn toads acting like they are 17. I don't know what BB was thinking by making this a love fest season. There had to have been better applicants to put on this show then what they settled for.

Practically every one of these Hampsters show low self-respect for themselves and each other that I find it hard to watch. At least Evil Dick had a strategy and was entertaining last year. This group is just pure slime.

I hope the show gets better, but I'm doubtful that it will.

Posted by: DJK at February 16, 2008 09:09 AM

I'm missing all the other guests from previous years this is not going to the ratings grabber they thought . I think a celebrity BB would be interesting anything would be better than this lol and I don't mean hasbeens thats pathic and its been done I mean new comers just starting out I really don't think I can stomach this season of BB

Posted by: Patricia at February 16, 2008 09:21 AM

Don't know why anyone would be supprised at the Actions of the houseguest.
Dick proved last season that the lowlife's are the heros on the latest BB's

Posted by: Spirit1 at February 17, 2008 10:27 AM

This season so far has been disappointing. I guess producers thought all of us viewers would be desperate with the writers strike and just take anything they threw together. This is just a bunch of obnoxious immature 20 somethings(cept 1 )being asses. There is no likeable,or anyone with a brain that a person wants to root for to win. Where is the various personalities and ages, and different back grounds to make an interesting mix? This is really sad, as I and many other wait for this show each yr. and were pleased to get an extra season. Now with this I am beginning to think once a yr. is too much.

Posted by: Desira at February 18, 2008 04:13 PM

like I say....it u dont like...dont watch...its about time they got some male scanks in the picture..we all know it works both ways, but only women seem to get portrayed this way..no one/tv,ect ever ever show the realities of the male skanks...not on reality shows. Big Bro is about gossip and dirty deeds done dirt cheap..THATS what made the show it is today...I thought it was boring compared to the rest but not anymore..my only complaint now is.. they need 2 offer more eye candy for the female viewers

Posted by: Heather at February 19, 2008 02:15 PM

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