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Friday, September 07, 2007

Tin-Foil Hats For All!

Here I was thinking that today would be a slow Big Brother day. I had plans of frolicking through a meadow laden with daisies, bluebonnets, and buttercups. The sun on my face and the wind in my hair. Ah, such is the life of this Big Brother blogger. 'Twas not to be though. The awful humidity, occasional thunderstorms, oppressive heat, work, and anxiety in the BB house kept me from my follies. Perhaps next decade. *sigh*

~Tin-foil hat on.~

Perhaps some of you are aware of the rumor going 'round that Dick put his blue ball in Jameka's tube. That sounds dirty. He didn't! How do I know this? Because Lynette Rice over at EW.com spoke with a "network spokesperson" who said that a blue ball definitely did bounce into Jameka's tube. Could this errant bouncing ball have created havoc and caused a re-do of the POV competition? Of course it could have. But we didn't need to have a re-do because the outcome would have been the same regardless if Jameka had won the POV. Latest conspiracy theory #1 taken care of.

In late breaking news today Dick, after plenty of bitching and moaning, received his HOH basket. Inside his basket was a letter from his son Vincent among other such necessities in life like Ho Hos, Marlboros, and Disc 1 of Motley Crue's 'Red, White, and Crue', a double disc compilation which doesn't contain his favorite song 'Hooligan's Holiday'. Personally, I prefer Disc 1 because it has the best songs on it. 'Wild Side' is a personal fave in case you were wondering. Where was I at? Oh right.

Dick's letter from Vincent seems to have been coded. Coded you say? Indeed. Dick told us this afternoon on the live feeds that Vincent and himself worked out a plan (in case Dick was able to receive a letter from home) so that Vincent could feed him some information from outside of the house. Hmmm. Finished watching the video yet? If not, I'll wait.

Now it turns out that this letter with Vincent's secret message isn't really even important anymore at this stage of the game. Jen, Jessica, and Eric have all been evicted so it's obvious Vincent didn't write this letter after the show ended last night. Regardless, this little scheme of theirs could have an effect on future seasons of Big Brother. Big Brother does not like outside influences that they are not in control of. I have a feeling that future HOHs in future seasons may not be receiving any more letters from home. To all future contestants, be sure to thank Dick and his son Vincent for that. Latest conspiracy theory #2 taken care of. Or is it?

~Tin-foil hat off.~

If you actually read all of this I congratulate you and reward you by telling you who Zach put on the block. The feeds just came back on and Zach nominated Dick and Daniele.

What are your thoughts on the blue ball in Jameka's tube? What do you think about Vincent's letter to Dick? What do you think about these conspiracy theories that pop up every season concerning Big Brother? What do you think about Zach's nominations? Raise your hand if you can't wait for the POV competition.

Posted by HamsterDame at September 7, 2007 05:54 PM

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