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Sunday, July 08, 2007
Like Jenerally Speaking
Like I have so many things running through my brain after like watching the feeds so far this weekend. Like I think I've lost like 10 IQ points between like yesterday and now. Like I feel like I'm watching people in like high school! Oh Em Gee!
Ok. I'll stop it.
Why in the world is Nick still wearing that hot pink nail polish? Are Daniele and Jessica soul sisters? Has Eric been in the Navy? Is Dick on uppers? I wonder if Jen's ever made rabbit stew.
These are just a few of the many thoughts going on upstairs. Hold up. Why did the feeds switch back to Daniele and Jessica talking? I was more interested in Amber's diarrhea story. ![]()
I wonder if Mike Boogie and Will really coached Jen. If so, who's bright idea was it for her to wear her 'Jen' shirts? CT had some cool shirts. Jen does not have cool 'Jen' shirts. Also, did CT tell Jen it would be a good thing if she picked a guy in the house to go all Fatal Attraction on in the first week?
Pretend this is Jen. "Like Nick, you can only flirt with me and nobody else. I'm going to have these silly 'date nights' with Mike and possibly other men in the house but you can't cuddle with anybody else. Also, remember when you kissed my hand? I'm going to tell everybody that you made a move on me and tried to kiss me but I'm not going to tell them where you kissed me. I'm going to let them think it was on my mouth. So hopefully they'll think you're some big time player and talk bad about you. But it's OK. I know you only want me. So don't be mad OK? Just play along with it."
Pretend this is Nick. "WTF? You're going to ruin my chances with Daniele! Her dad has even talked to me about it already. Calm down Jen. BTW, what color should I go with on my nails next? Malibu coral or tropical paradise? Do you think Joe would like it?"
Pretend this is Jen again. "Whatever. I don't care what color you paint your nails Nick. Just don't use any of my polish because it's only for me because I'm special and so pretty and so talented and like my butt looks good. Will you kiss me again?"
Pretend this is Nick again. "*inaudible mumbles while walking away*"
In case you have no idea what I'm referring to, I'm kinda referring to the little spat last night between Jen and Nick that got the house all riled up and in their business. Go read the LFPs about it all over at MediaFiends. Then come back and re-read this post. It'll make more sense.
And in other BB news, Daniele did not use the POV. Food restrictions ended last night at midnight. Dustin, Amber, and Dick are in an alliance with Jameka on the fringes. Zach, Mike, and Kail are tight. If nothing drastic happens between now and Thursday, Carol will be the first hamster evicted in Big Brother 8.
Don't forget about the show tonight at 8:00 ET. Will be nice to see the first nomination ceremony, food competition, and Diary Rooms.
Toodles for now! I must go paint my nails. ![]()
ETA at 6:00 PM - I took the pic below from C3 while the show was on about 30 minutes ago. I have no idea what in the world she was doing. But I just had to update this post with it especially after watching the show tonight and seeing her carry on about how bad her pic looked on the wall. Talk about drama queen!

Posted by HamsterDame at July 8, 2007 03:25 PM
Comments
Ha ha, good one HD. I think Jen is too one dimensional to go anywhere in this game, if CT coached her they were wasting their time!
Ok, AC Eric, what is up with this dude, he reminds me so much of Woody Allen, he just talks incessantly. When he and Carol were talking (Eric) Carol kept trying to get a word in to no avail, and talk about PARANOID, omg, this guy seems very insecure. We won't be able to have much fun with him because he might going home very soon. Now Dick would have been perfect as AC because obviously he would do anything, and the other hamsters would just think, o well, that's just Dick. I can't see Eric taking any chances, he doesn't want the other HG's to get mad at him!
Kail is reminding me a little too much of Maggie from BB6, sitting up there in her castle all the time.
Don't throw rotten tomatoes at me, but I kind of like Carol, and would like to see her stay. She just seems very real to me and not like she is trying to "make a good show". O well, I like Dick and Mike and Dustin. Joe is kinda wacko but fun to watch sometimes.
Ok gotta go, show coming on
Posted by: bbfanindallas at July 8, 2007 05:01 PM
WOW! Ok, the first 10 min of BB on CBS...hilarious! I love that vain Jen is hysterically crying because her pictures is ugly! She covered it with a pot holder! LOL! "Never in my life have I taken a bad picture" with tears flowing. HAHA
Posted by: JC at July 8, 2007 05:17 PM
Oh my good god. I would like to give Jen something to cry about for real! LOL :)
That was classic.
"I've *sniff* never taken a *sniff* bad picture in my life *sniff sniff*
:'(
Posted by: Stephie at July 8, 2007 06:04 PM
So we can pick a person for Eric to have a fake weepy discussion with. Whoppeefreakingdooo!! How lame is that!!!! I certainly hope the AC duties get better than that. And Jen...well..Wow...umm well my Mom always said if you can't say anything nice...:D
Posted by: Yavanna at July 8, 2007 06:23 PM
I won't get to watch the show for another couple of hours, so what I have to say is based solely on the feeds. I would like to see Carol stay. I would at least like to force Eric to vote to evict Amber. It's not that I really like one over the other. It's just that something needs to stir this house up, and I think that would definitely do it.
Posted by: sandic at July 8, 2007 06:25 PM
How freaking ridiculous is Jen? And she certainly made a complete idiot of herself. I really wish she was put up because I would have loved to see her take her mind off of her boobs, ass, and hair, (I wonder if that's possible) and think about something else for once. Would have been nice to see her suffer a bit too.
Posted by: dk at July 8, 2007 06:36 PM
Ok, I have sooo much to ramble on each HG, I'll try to keep it as short as possible.
1) Jen: This girl is soooo not Janelle reincarnate, as she seems to think and must go!!! The tears over the picture threw me over the last hedge of any hope for her in my eyes.
2) Eric: WTF!!!! He started out so good and sooo has gone downhill. Hopefully, he can redeem himself.
3) Kail: Why she is always holed up in her room? I KNOW NOTHING about her except she employs all of her town, big woopdeedoo!
4) ED: I am really starting to like him and I really didn't want to but he's trying to play smart and I like his game so far.
5) Zach: Howie reincarnate, I'm afraid.
6) Nick & Mike: So far so good but nothing spectacular.
7) Amber: I'm still really on the fence about her.
8) Carol: HAS GOT TO GO! All the whining about the cameras a few days ago did her in for me. I'd kill to be in that house and she's whining about the cameras following her! Enough already, leave.
9) Jessica: To much like Holly for me to even consider a player. Her DR from tonight about the FC was to hilarious because it shows how dense & Shallow she really is.
10) Daniele: To me she is a very boring player. She hardly ever talks and it's usually nothing she says. I still think she's gorgeous, even though she needs to EAT!!!
11) Joe: I don't even know where to begin. I do want him gone ASAP though. He annoys me to tears.
12) Dustin: LOVE HIM! If I were in that house, he'd be the first one that I gravitated towards.
13) Jameka: LOVE HER!!! Show me more girl!
That's my opinions for now though. Have loved watching the afterdark on Sho. It's great to be away from the computer for a while laying in bed watching the HG's!
Posted by: KylainTx at July 8, 2007 06:39 PM
I don't want to know what Jen was doing. She is too into herself.
Posted by: Jaguarempress at July 8, 2007 06:46 PM
As much as I hate to say this, I can't stand this girl Jen anymore! Sure she is nice to look at. But how dense and vain can one person be?
Kail... isn't that a plant you can eat, like mustard greens? I'll have some Kail and black-eyed peas please! This woman is vain as well, unfortunately she is not as dumb as dirt and much like the holier-than-thou Maggie from two seasons past, she thinks her way is the only way to live.
I don't even know who ED is.
Daniel is really beautiful but too skinny. Her father is really ugly and too skinny. And he wonders why she is so thin? Genetics my boy.
I knew the AC choices would be lame. I was imagining something like a multiple choice question. Would you like Eric to:
A. Eat all the best food in the house w/o waiting for others to get some.
B. Go on a pantie raid at 6 am Wednesday morning.
C. Start a viscious rumor that Joe is still infected.
D. Try to kiss Jen and see if she acts like the bitch we all know she is. (or if she puts that body built for sin to proper use)
The boys in the show so far act like a bunch of dumb sheep and besides Justin and Eric I don't see much in the way of strategy being used. At least Mike is quiet and watches others. But by his comments on teaming up with Kail I don't see much going on up there either.
Jameka is beautiful and kind. I think she is going to go far as long as Kail leaves soon. Hopefully the others will soon see through her evil plan!
I liked Carol and hoped she would stay for a while. Instead it looks like Jessica will be around to annoy us further.
Amber wears her heart on her sleeve but if she thinks that Kail is going to give an unwed mother an equal footing with her she is being very naive. I am sure in Kail's mind Amber is just a little slut that should have learned from the mistakes of her mother. (can you tell I don't think much of Kail?)
As for those of you watching the live feeds and complaining about the HG's swearing... please try to live in the real world for a few minutes and you will realize MILLIONS of people (especially from NYC) make good use of curse words on a minute to minute basis. I guess if you don't like the cursing turn off the feeds.
Posted by: Gregor at July 8, 2007 07:29 PM
Okay, now that I've had a chance to watch the show, I have some additional comments. It's hard to believe what we see on the feeds, and what we see on television are the same show.
For instance:
1) The show makes out that Eric is the life of the party. Honestly, I don't think anyone watching the live feeds would agree. The consensus seems to be that he talks too much, and tries to hard. I haven't seen any fun stuff from him on the feeds, just complaining about Joe, and excessive talking.
2)The show gave the impression that Dick was on the outside, and persistently bothering his daughter, who tentatively agrees to help him. On the feeds, Dick isn't around his daughter that much, seems to get along with everybody, and is extremely entertaining.
3)The show acts like Joe and Dustin spend all their time complaining about each other. On the feeds,Joe spends a lot of time telling entertaining stories. When he's around Dustin, I get the impression that he's still attracted. Dustin avoids Joe most of the time. Both Dustin and Joe interact considerably with the other housemates.
I am glad that they showed Kail's alliance. I had picked up on her and Mike being aligned, but was unaware of Nick and Zach. I hope that future shows are more based on reality, instead of predetermined story lines.
Posted by: sandic at July 8, 2007 10:05 PM
Okay - I can live with the swearing. I, myself, indulge quite regularly!
Gotta agree with HamsterDame about losing IQ. I don't remember feeds being this painful in past years. The "Valley" talk is killin' me!
Like, you know, like, like, like. Who talks like that anymore??!!!
Poor HGs - I look forward to it for 9 months and then I expect too much.
I hope Eric can pull this off - hope the challenges get a bit more interesting. Love the suggestion about eating all the food before everyone else gets some! AHAHA. He wouldn't last long after that!!
Posted by: CanadianGirl at July 8, 2007 10:06 PM
To Gregor -
ED is evil Dick
Posted by: HeySha at July 9, 2007 04:09 AM
Oh pleeeaase somebody call these kids' parents and tell them to pick them up...they finished their acting class and failed miserably! I will say it again and I know everyone has said it a million times , but Jessica and Danielle's voices sound like 3rd graders. I am sitting here watching this cause I paid for it...period....cbs better get off their rear ends and get some producers who know what the heck casting means! There, I've said it again...
Posted by: Jan at July 9, 2007 04:35 AM
Did anyone else catch what Jen said last night on the feeds about being a finalist for survivor? They said that she had the perfect personality for the show. Then the feeds cut out. Um, how is that possible when she cries over a bad picture? I hope that she is evicted next week can't take too much more of her false bragging.
Posted by: JC at July 9, 2007 05:40 AM
I just absof**kinglutely HATE Jen. The only good thing about her is she provides fodder for the other HGs, and THAT I enjoy! I can't believe I am going to say this, but I really like Evil Dick. He is about the only thing entertaining on the feeds, and the amount of time he has on the cameras proves that BB knows it. I hardly ever see Jameka ... I know she has alot to offer, but I guess her entertainment value is so low they don't show her much. Same for a few others, too. I hope they cattle prod most of these players in the ass, because so far, this season sucks. They should probably keep Jen and Joe around, if for no other reason than their drama. And I really like Amber, so hopefully she stays. And as someone said above - Americas Player sucks! They have a good idea here, and are doing NOTHING exceptional with it. I wish they had picked ED, too. He would do anything!
Posted by: Cutefemmegirl at July 9, 2007 08:31 AM
HI,
So glad your here again this year.
Been thinking.......
I don't think there is really bad feeling between duston, dick and jessica and their so called enemies. I think they are really working as teams and must present a dislike toward each other, earning them money for pulling it off...Like the twins did. i think it will come out sooner or later. Watch how they look at each other when they don't know the cameras are on them. Dinkie
Posted by: Dinkie at July 9, 2007 09:48 AM
OK, I thought that Chilltown were hilarious with their phone calls.......then Jen cries over her picture, I laughed until I almost peed my pants. Is she for real?????? Come on, how shallow can one be...I've never taken a bad picture, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
Posted by: Tammy at July 9, 2007 06:18 PM
Yeah Jen is self absorbed and she finally got a reality check from Nick playin' her ass she looks like a damn man. Now i can say i know what type of boob job a nannys salary can get you..... NOT GOOD GRANDMA
Posted by: Ndina at July 12, 2007 02:34 PM










