Yapril: Now that Jens gone I won't have anyone to believe my lies and who's gonna smell my stinky farts now.
Janie doll: Your next bitches start packing.
Magpie: I'm already packed.
Howiewood: ooooh Janiee your so beautiful.
Rachel(who is secretly in love with Howie): gets angry about the attention Janie is getting from Howie.
Janie doll: oh boy Howie can we throw another one of them out.
Howiewood: I'll do whatever you say you big beautiful buxom blonde from bb6.
Janie doll: Thanks Howie
Yapril: It's not fair. Maggie should have been evicted, I thought for sure that Evilette and Beau-sefus would turn on Magpie, so me and Jenny could stay and make up lies and go back and forth between teams, leaking information.
Evilette: we knew you would fall apart when she left, pick up your chin, you look even worse without it.
Yapril: Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Beau-sefus: Stop crying April everyone in the house will still smell your stinkin ass.
James (thinking): Damn I'm slick. These fools have gotten too wrapped up in there own selfish game to know that I'm gonna win it all after they pick each other off one by one.

BB: House guests the HOH competition will begin in 30
mins.

The HGs start speculating what the competition will
be.

Howiewood: What do you think it will be? Probably another Trivia game.
Janie doll: oh boy Howie, I hope Julie lets me change my answer so I can win again.
Howiewood: They will Janie the rats love to watch you shower and workout so they will keep you in the house.
Rachel: Maybe they will let me this time, so I can get rid of Maggie, who is the real threat in that group.
Howiewood: Probably not because your such a prude.
Yapril: I hope its not trivia again I have told so many lies I don't know the truth anymore.
beau-sefus: I hope it involves alcohol.
Evilette: You would definitely win if it's being drunk and obnoxious.
Magpie:(jokingly) I hope it's marksmanship since I'm a cop.

Julie speaks to the house guests.

Julie: Howie
Howie: yes Julie
Julie: How does it feel being part of one of the only two pairs left in the house.
Howie: Julie there are five beautiful pairs of boobies left in the house.
Julie: I meant partners Howie.
Howie: oh sorry Julie, it's great to be the only man in a house full of boobies.
Julie: house guests, as you know this is the summer of secrets. The remaining pairs in the house are the only ones eligible to win the million dollars. This week in the big brother house we decided to make it interesting, with a twist. The twist is.....

commercials,commercials, and more commercials.

The twist is.... the remaining pairs will switch partners. Howie you are now, and until the end of your stay at the Big Brother house, partners with Beau. Rachel your new partner is Ivette. Now, house guests, if you will please head out to the backyard for the
HOH competition.

In the back yard there is a huge above ground platform. In the center of the platform is a pit of what appears to be mud. The house guests climb the stairs to this event in amazement at what they see. On
top of the platform they are given instructions on how to play the game.

Julie: House guests each person has a designated position on the platform, in the pit each one has a housekey with his/her name on it. The object is to find your housekey and get back to your designated
position on the platform first. Whoever does this, will become the next HOH. Does everyone understand?
House guests: Yes Julie
Julie: Please take your positions so we can start the competition..... Everybody ready?
House guests: Ready
Julie: Begin

The houseguests jump into the pit and start fishing around for thier keys.

Janie doll: Oh my gosh it's cold.

Everyone is laughing at each other covered in muck.

Beau-sefus: mmmmm guys it's chocolate pudding.
Rachel: it's not an eating competition beau, stop eating and find your key.
Magpie: I think I found one,(as she pulls something out of the muck)
Magpie: oh it's just one of Janie's hair extentions.
Janie doll: I do not have hair extensions.
Magpie: Well here you can have this one.

April finds a key. She wipes it clean and see's that it's Howies, but before she could put it back Beau saw that it was Howies and announced it out loud. Howie lunges in Aprils direction trying to grab the key from her. She tosses it to Maggie who is in arms reach of Janie. Janie jumps on Maggie and they struggle over the key. Maggie dunks Janie's face into the pudding, Beau from behind, grabs Maggie by the hair and pulls her closer. Beau has the key in his hand and Maggie has the string. Howie arrives and pulls the key away from the girls. He starts to climb out of the pit when Rachel grabs him by the shorts and pulls him back in.

April and Ivette are now on the scene. As the three girls are preventing Howie from escaping the pit, James quietly finds his key. Howie struggles free with the string in his hand and climbs up onto the platform. He raises his arms in victory, only to find out he is holding Aprils swimsuit top and not his key. As he jumps back in James climbs onto the platform with his key and is declared the new HOH.

A scream comes from the big bathroom, someone had replaced/added some of the dye from the tye-dying days to April's shampoo and conditioner... April takes the towel off her head and her hair is blue!

When Howie sees her, he comments, "Hey do you all remember watching the Smurfs? You know who my favorite was? BUSTO the Smurf!!"

April of course runs away sobbing... perhaps to the toilet to pray to the "porcelain God" to give her strength to deal with her blue hair and the events of the day.

So they go outside for their first event of the day. Today's event is called, "pat your head and rub your belly" So you guessed it for veto, the winner is the one who can pat their head and rub their belly the longest without messing up the two motions. Jennifer is the first one out, she starts off doing the wrong thing. Howie, Janelle, Ivette, Maggie and April are the other competitors... April follows closely behind Jennifer says she can't concentrate on anything other than her blue hair. BB adds to the challenge, must do this while jumping on one foot. Maggie falls on her face... into a conveniently placed mud puddle :) Howie and Janelle bump into each other b/c Howie can't stop staring at Janelle's boobies bouncing up and down... Ivette wins... come to find out, her "secret" she's a circus clown and this is her daily routine

On their way back into the house, James stubs his toe on the step in front of the door.. Ivette saves Maggie, Janelle puts up April, Jennifer goes home

House Guests decide to entertain themselves while waiting for the HOH competition... BB has provided the clothing... Time for cross dressing fashion show! Girls as guys, guys as girls...obviously. Beau of course wins by wearing his sparkly Vegas Showgirl outfit complete with heels. Ivette is wearing 70's pimp clothes with "afro wig", Howie is wearing a red dress & blond wig, Rachel is wearing tuxedo and has slicked her hair back into one of the 80's porn star ponytails, April is in a cowboy outfit full with chaps and spurred boots, Maggie and James have paired up to be Danny and Sandy from ending scene in Grease (the movie).. respectively, Janelle opted for the football player uniform...

BB enjoys the show so much, decide House Guests must compete in HoH competition in their cross dressed outfits!

HoH competition time!! House Guests needed to run around the backyard blindfolded and pick up cubes with House Guest faces on them... Whichever guests they picked up and put back in their baskets were the ones that got votes to move onto next round. There were 3 rounds... During the first round, April (cowboy) and her blue hair ran into a BB cameraman and broke the camera... BB is charging her $3000... coincidence?? Remember houseguests are running around in their cross-dressing outfits!! :) HouseGuests moving onto Round 2: Howie (red dress), Rachel (tux), James (Danny), Maggie (Sandy). During Round 2, blocks are weighted differently... HG's are told they could be one weight for one HG.. or could all be random. Maggie and Howie count on it being random... James & Rachel count on one weight for HG... James and Rachel move on to final round... During all three rounds HouseGuests are running into each other constantly!! Even in the final round, in the big backyard, James & Rachel bump into each other several times!! Rachel wins HoH by one block!

Thursday after the HOH competition and nominees were put up and BB went off the air, Howie started to reflect on the loss of Kaysar. You see Howie had a big crush on Kaysar's behind Beau's back. Howie went to cry on Janelle's shoulder and confided in her his real feeling for Kaysar. It was during this time that Howie 'borrowed' one of Janelle's bra and thong sets, than along with his hat from Kaysar started prancing around the house proclaiming his love for Kaysar.

This turn of events infuriated Beau to no end. He was so mad at Howie and Janelle, who we know from last two weeks shows he can't stand, that he started ripping the clothing off Howie's back and getting into a real cat fight with him over how could he betray him on national TV. Beau was so mad when he got done with Howie he went after Janelle first by going to her room and ripping up all her cloths and than going after her and ripping them right off her back. Poor Janelle was left with nothing to wear but her birthday suit.. Hiding behind the sofa begging anyone for something to wear. Unfortunately the only one who was her size was Ivette, and her disgust for her didn't stop even in her hour of need. Ivette, however did finally get tired of hearing her whining and gave her a pair of socks and holy t-shirt and a pair of dirty underwear just to shut her up.

Now back to the Howie, Beau saga. Howie is sitting in the corner by the fish tank all scratched up from their cat fight, crying over Kaysar, while softly stroking Kaysar hat and sobbing gently saying ohhhh Kaysar come back to me. Beau is pacing the floor ranting and raving in some unknown language, occasionally blurting out obscenities in English. Screaming that he can't believe that Howie would dare to leave him, and even worse that he would wear that color green when he knows that he looks much better in pink.

Meanwhile everyone else in the house is locked down in their rooms while BB6 is trying to get a handle on things, and the only thing Maggie and April can think about is that they sure hope America does not think Howie looks better in lingerie than they do. Ha Ha Ha.

The Power of Veto (POV) competition is held Friday afternoon and just
as James suspected there are firearms involved. But that's not all -
this is a 'celebrity' POV competition and HGs from previous seasons
are brought into the house to help with the competition.

Each former HG will launch an item from a device normally used to
throw clay pigeons as the current competing HGs take turns shooting at
them with BB guns. The HG who hits the most wins the coveted Power of
Veto.

Brought into the house for this event are Brittany from BB1, Shannon
from BB2, Amy from BB3, David from BB4 and Scott from BB5.

Brittany launches bottles of hair coloring provided by Clairol,
Shannon uses tubes of toothpaste from Crest, Amy launches blocks of
Wisconsin Cheese, David has condoms from Trojan and Scott launches
rolled up handkerchiefs from Hanes. To no ones surprise the device
used to launch the items has a giant K on it and there are blue lights
mounted strategically around the yard.

The action is riveting as all six house guest take their turns
shooting at the items as they fly across the backyard. Janelle
accidentally hits Jennifer in the rear-end and and says, "Sorry BB!!"
As many times as Jennifer demands a penalty nomination she is told
that the BB lawyers have reviewed the tape and Jennifer was standing
within the designated 'free fire' zone so Janelle cannot be held
responsible.

In the end Maggie scores a perfect 5/5 on her targets and is awarded
the Power of Veto. James later starts wondering if Maggie really is a
nurse again.

Back inside the house Maggie tends to Jennifer's wounded bottom
telling her to keep it elevated and Ivette tells her that she fears
she will probably go up now since she is always volunteering to be a
pawn and asks Jennifer, "Do you know what I mean?"

Howie runs around saying it was a good thing Jannelle didn't hit
"Busto" in the bust because there might have been an explosion and
more people harmed. Rachel tells Howie just to shut up already before
she shuts him up herself.

The BB production staff tells the HGs that they need to hurry up and
do the POV ceremony so they can get on with the voting and live
eviction because Julie Chen has a 8pm flight back to New York.

Maggie quickly has everyone sit down and announces that even though
she is sure she is safe from eviction because she snuck one of the BB
guns back inside after the show, she cannot be known and the Marcellas
of BB6 so she will save herself from eviction. She tells Janelle she
must now nominate someone else.

Janelle bounces up and starts to speak where there is a break and BB
tells her she needs to adjust her mic. She says, "Sorry BB!!" and
Howie chimes in that, "Its her big boobies BB." Rachel says, SHUT UP
HOWIE!!" To which Howie replies, "Sorry Rachel." and Janelle chimes
in, "Its his small brain cavity Rachel."

Moving right along Janelle quickly nominates Ivette in Maggie's place
and the groups disperse to the selected rooms to conspire before the
voting begins........

In the Head of Household (HoH) room Howie, Janelle and Rachel decide
whom to vote for. Rachel says they have to get out Maggie, she is
much more of a threat and the leader of the group. Howie reminds her
that Maggie just took herself off the block and she replies, "Shut up
Howie, this is still all your fault!!"

Downstairs the "Friendship" alliance is singing camp songs in the main
bedroom while Maggie calls the voting eligible HGs into the Gold
Bedroom to decide whom to vote for. Oh wait - that means Beau and
April are the only ones called in - Beau wants to evict Janelle and
April wants Howie gone, Maggie explains to them that those are not
options and so they each agree to vote for the others partner so they
don't feel bad and get at least one vote to stay. Maggie does not
reveal who she will be voting for.

Jennifer and Ivette console each other in the Main Bedroom and
Jennifer says since one of them will be gone shortly she just wants to
tell Ivette that if she had to listen to Ivette say "Do you understand
what I mean?" for another week she would have seriously considered
asking for a DOR (departure on request).

BB announces the vote will be LIVE for the taping and the HGs primp
themselves for 2 hours and Howie decides that in a ploy to fool the
friendship alliance that Eric is back in the house he shaves his head
and walks around on his knees for the rest of the day.

When the live show finally begins the HGs go into the Diary Room one
at a time and the voting takes place.

Howie: Hi Julie!! Well Julie, if I had won head of household I would
have nominated April and Pepperoni but since those are not options I
will have to vote to evict Jennifer.

April: I vote to evict Jennifer.... I am just trying to mix it up
Julie and this way people will be as confused as I am, about this Big
Brother game.

Rachel: I vote to evict Jennifer...... I sure hope Howie listened to
me for once and did the same thing.......

Beau: Julie, I have no choice but to vote to evict Jennifer, I mean I
like her but she is up against Ivette and she's my bestest buddy and
she cleans up after me when I throw up so I owe her for that if
nothing else ya know??

James: I vote to evict Ivette - I know everyone is going to vote out
Jennifer so I want to throw one extra vote to Ivette just to confuse
people.

Maggie: I'm not going to tell you who I vote to evict, you'll just
have to figure it out for yourself....

After a commercial Julie reveals the votes....... "Ivette, by a vote
of 4-1 and one, 'I'm not telling.' - You are safe, Jennifer you have
been evicted from the house."

The house is shocked, James starts to stand but then falls back in his
seat, his mouth hanging open. Janelle says, "That sucks, I wanted to
break a tie!!" Rachel hits Howie in the head assuming he was the "I'm
not telling vote." April looks around more confused than ever.
Ivette looks at Jennifer and asks, "did you understand what she
meant?"

Jennifer stands up and limps to the door where she is hugged by all
except Janelle who flips her off and says, "So long !!"

Jennifer meets with Julie and says she knew she was going to go this
week after breaking the promises she had made to Kaysar. Julie
reveals another twist and announces rather than have to spend the 1st
few days alone in sequester, Kaysar has volunteered to stay with
Jennifer in isolation. Jennifer begins to tear up and Julie comments
on how talented she is with the "crying on cue" thing.

After another commercial we find the HGs all standing in the backyard
- the place is decorated like an amusement park and Julie announces
that this year will be a Big Brother first. All of the HGs with the
exception of Janelle will be leaving the Big Brother compound in the
morning and going to Universal Studios where they will be dressed up
as characters and have to entertain the visitors for the day. They
will not be allowed to reveal who they are and as the park guests exit
the park they will be asked to vote for their favorite character. The
person who gets the most votes will be the new HoH.

One night, all the animals of the Friendsheep assemble in a hiding place to hear the ghost of Old Cappy, a dwarf pig, describe a dream he had about a world where all animals live free from the tyranny of their human masters, the mighty Sovereign 6. Old Cappy disappears after the meeting, but the animals—inspired by his philosophy of Animalism—plot a rebellion against the leader of the 6, Kaysar. Two pigs, JBlo and Yapril, prove themselves important figures and planners of this dangerous enterprise. When Kaysar forgets to keep his eyes on the animals, the revolution occurs, and Kaysar is kicked off the farm. The Friendsheep have won this battle...but the war looms.

Initially, the rebellion is a success. However, the Goddess of the Harvest, Julichen arrives in spirit form to inform all the creatures of the land that change is in the wind. The pigs, because of their "intelligence", sense immediate danger.

Howie, the vocal force of the 6, proves to be a leader by encouraging the 6 to overcome the evil empire of the Friendsheep. He sharpens his blade, ready for the feast.

Squealer James, a snake with the ability to persuade the other animals that they are always moral and correct in their decisions, has fear in his squinty, shifty eyes.

Later that night, a heated battle takes place. Thanks to the tactics of Janie, the Buxom Blonde Bombshell of the 6, the righteous defeat the cowardly Friensheep in what will forever be coined The Battle of the Bulb Count.

Night falls, and all that can be heard is the quiet bubbling of the fish in the nearby pond.

A meeting of the 6 is held and JBlo, the vain pig concerned only with power and fame, is lured off the farm by Howie. Janie and Rachel, the shy one of the 6, dance and laugh over the sound of muted screams.

The Friendsheep whisper and cry, wondering the fate of Jblo.

Yapril, the old spinster pig, cries in the outhouse, wishing she had her old pal Drieditalianmeat by her side to cheer her up.

BoBo, the silly pig of the group, drinks too much bug juice and passes out.

The donkey of the Friendsheep, Evilette, runs to Squealer James, and the two lick each others wounds.

Magpie, the apprentice of Old Cappy eyes her cohorts cautiously.

A BATTLE HORN BLOWS!!!

Goddess Julichen appears again and announces a new challenge is imminent and the stakes are deadly.

No one actually knows what happened in that fearsome battle behind the barn...

Legend has it, the shy, reserved Rachel burst out of her shell and single handedly destroyed the future of the evil Friendsheep...

But alas, that my children...is a tale for another time...

How about...oh, I don't know...

Saturday night?

Oh my..switching to secret cameras I installed over the weekend..

There...OH MY Goodness! The hamster are very active tonight..

Checking In on camera one. Howie in HOH setting in chair..what..oh my..is that? Yes, Yes it's Beau dancing on

The HOH bed in Jennifer's G-string. hmmm. I thought howie had taken that. Looks better on Beau!

He's dancing to Stupid girl. he's really good..well at least Howie is enjoying it..

Switch to camera two. Gold room..someone in bed..hmm. who is it..oh..my..is that? YES! Yes it is..James and

Maggie under the covers. What? Sara has just burst through the door and is screaming at both of them. How did she get back in there? Let's listen.

Sara "James what are you doing?"

James "Nothing honey"

Sara "I don't believe you take off those covers"

Maggie "Sara where just playing cards"

Sara grabs covers and tosses off. Their both naked Sara "James why are you both naked" James "It was hot under the covers" Sara "Ok, I believe you, What something from the kitchen?" James "no but can you get Maggie a can of whipcream."

Checking in on camera 3

Back yard. Janelle and Rachel laughing by the pool...camera scans pool..oh my...Jennifer is holding April under water.

Letting her back up just before she drowns and then dunking her again. Screaming..it was your idea to get ivette out last week and to boot kaysar..now I'm up on the block..what kind of partner are you..cry? I'll make you cry.

Could this fall under a Big Brother penalty?

Hmm..where is Ivette? Camera 4 has fish..strange..my secret camera doesn't do fish. Something is floating in the tank. Ivette in the fishtank? What is she doing..OH NO looks like Jennifer got to her first ...guess she found out she was gonna win pov and take Maggie off.